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Yes Mikeyboi, I find beating the shit out of women very humorous and entertaining. And as you have undoubtedly noticed in other posts, I also feel the same way about necrophylia, AIDS, and premature ejaculation, among other things.
Tesco hit it right on the head, though...as did Joeyfitz. Although in my defense, I have an abnormal amount of pubes...it hides my abnormally small penis pretty well.
There is nothing more entertaining than a post that you can just tell is filled with intense anger, rage, passion, just sheer emotion. The fact that I influenced Mikey's emotions so strongly is hilarious.
Almost as hilarious as me beating the shit out of his wife, which I am definitely going to do now. Hopefully he'll understand why I find it funny after I force him to sit in the corner and watch while masturbating, Chappelle's Show style.
Yes Mikeyboi, I find beating the shit out of women very humorous and entertaining. And as you have undoubtedly noticed in other posts, I also feel the same way about necrophylia, AIDS, and premature ejaculation, among other things.
Tesco hit it right on the head, though...as did Joeyfitz. Although in my defense, I have an abnormal amount of pubes...it hides my abnormally small penis pretty well.
There is nothing more entertaining than a post that you can just tell is filled with intense anger, rage, passion, just sheer emotion. The fact that I influenced Mikey's emotions so strongly is hilarious.
Almost as hilarious as me beating the shit out of his wife, which I am definitely going to do now. Hopefully he'll understand why I find it funny after I force him to sit in the corner and watch while masturbating, Chappelle's Show style.
Get a fifth of malibu rum and pour it into a pitcher. Add two glasses of cranberry juice and one glass of pineapple juice, mix and chill.
It is a girly type drink that tastes fruity and hardly has any kind of alcohol bite to it. Serve with ice. After she drinks the whole pitcher, she should have a nice buzz. It is fairly weak, therefore the whole pitcher.
Or you could get a pint of tanquerray gin in the green bottle and a 2 liter of root beer. Pass the bottle back and forth taking large shot like chugs and chase with the root beer. That will get you both messed up quickly then you can say things that you probably shouldnt be saying and feel bad about the next day.
It is a girly type drink that tastes fruity and hardly has any kind of alcohol bite to it. Serve with ice. After she drinks the whole pitcher, she should have a nice buzz. It is fairly weak, therefore the whole pitcher.
Or you could get a pint of tanquerray gin in the green bottle and a 2 liter of root beer. Pass the bottle back and forth taking large shot like chugs and chase with the root beer. That will get you both messed up quickly then you can say things that you probably shouldnt be saying and feel bad about the next day.
shit. slip her a mickey in a drink and do what you want with her the rest of the night. just make sure HER drink has the mickey in it. you dont need to wake up in the morning with a dildo half way up your ass or some shit like that...or like skinsraj said just hit her in the head with a brick.
Not a matter of anger dude haha, trust me ur lame humour on beating the shit out of human isn't worth any emotion on my end maybe if I read this for the first time but unfortunately I must of read your women joke for like months now, it seem that is all you know, I'm just curious as to why you are in such hatetred for women haha, someday try a women again maybe this one won't break ur heart, take your money and sleep with your buddy...
Your post doesn't make any sense to me. You acknowledge my "lame humor on beating the shit out of women," but then you wonder why I have such a strong hatred of women?
Wouldn't it be reasonable to assume that if one is joking about a topic, that they actually feel that way about it? Hence why it is a JOKE?
In other news, 2 + 2 = 4.
Your wife better sleep with one eye open. Bitch is gonna die.
Wouldn't it be reasonable to assume that if one is joking about a topic, that they actually feel that way about it? Hence why it is a JOKE?
In other news, 2 + 2 = 4.
Your wife better sleep with one eye open. Bitch is gonna die.
Die just like how u already killed your mom and your sisters? Keep killing the women in your world... hahaha you are a true badass for being able to beat them up...
I don't get why you are so confuse, let me break down my post... yes I acknowledge your lame joke and how its not that funny, all I'm wondering is what trigger you to post these joke? In other word I mean if you crack a joke on beating a wife once a while sure I can see its a joke but man dude every single post... so is that your only way of humour? Someday just craking a normal joke is ok... you will still be a badazz lmao in our book don't need to show ur power by cracking beating women joke haha... and if u do feel that way and hate women why the heck u kept begging ppl to give you porn pass? I don't get it, unless you want gay porn but from my recall you show or want to have the impression you hate women but you want porn... hmmm... what the heck is wrong with u?
oh ya I sense some emotion in your post... cool down dude, appreciate the math lesson as well hahaha
Serious what did ur father did to you in your childhood while your mom watched that made you hate her so much along with your sisters that you killed them?
I don't get why you are so confuse, let me break down my post... yes I acknowledge your lame joke and how its not that funny, all I'm wondering is what trigger you to post these joke? In other word I mean if you crack a joke on beating a wife once a while sure I can see its a joke but man dude every single post... so is that your only way of humour? Someday just craking a normal joke is ok... you will still be a badazz lmao in our book don't need to show ur power by cracking beating women joke haha... and if u do feel that way and hate women why the heck u kept begging ppl to give you porn pass? I don't get it, unless you want gay porn but from my recall you show or want to have the impression you hate women but you want porn... hmmm... what the heck is wrong with u?
oh ya I sense some emotion in your post... cool down dude, appreciate the math lesson as well hahaha
Serious what did ur father did to you in your childhood while your mom watched that made you hate her so much along with your sisters that you killed them?
Wow, you really don't get it. Sad.
But ok, for the record, I hate women, I beat them up all the time (my mom and non-existent sisters included), but I still watch porn because I'm just trying to act like a badass on here when I talk about hitting women, but I really love them. But I hit them anyway because I have to maintain my badass image online.
That about cover it? Cool.
Tell your wife I said hi.
But ok, for the record, I hate women, I beat them up all the time (my mom and non-existent sisters included), but I still watch porn because I'm just trying to act like a badass on here when I talk about hitting women, but I really love them. But I hit them anyway because I have to maintain my badass image online.
That about cover it? Cool.
Tell your wife I said hi.
What is there not to get, but again I see what you are trying to do, make me look like the confuse one... hey monkey folllow this please...
1) You hate women so I asked why and what did ur father did to you when ur young, sure it wasn't pretty haha
or
2) You don't hate women its a joke but I am not sure why all your joke only involves some sort of beating on women? I then invited you to make some normal joke because it will actually will be funny for once... just try once
Oh ya by the way I will help you say hi to my non-existence wife right now haha nice assumption clown
1) You hate women so I asked why and what did ur father did to you when ur young, sure it wasn't pretty haha
or
2) You don't hate women its a joke but I am not sure why all your joke only involves some sort of beating on women? I then invited you to make some normal joke because it will actually will be funny for once... just try once
Oh ya by the way I will help you say hi to my non-existence wife right now haha nice assumption clown
Dear Mikey,
I was implying that you need to GET back to class because:
1.) Your grammar is that of a 10 year old
and
2.) Apparently your spelling is even worse (You would be proofreading not prove reading)
If you are out of middle school and actually went to college you should give them a call and request your money back. Apparently they dont teach a little thing called sarcasm in Toronto.
Have a good day.
I was implying that you need to GET back to class because:
1.) Your grammar is that of a 10 year old
and
2.) Apparently your spelling is even worse (You would be proofreading not prove reading)
If you are out of middle school and actually went to college you should give them a call and request your money back. Apparently they dont teach a little thing called sarcasm in Toronto.
Have a good day.
Dude this is a freggin forum I am not like some monkey who will prove read my postmsss (sorry I spelled that wrong) hahaha, seem like the women beater had no problem getting my post, why don't you go sick on the homo's cock and he will explain to you what I meant in my post haha,
The more I read it the more I fucking choke on laughter... you make a post base on my spelling hahahha, you are almost as pathetic as the monkey
Dude that provereading was joke but ya thx nerd for correcting me with the right spelling hahha can't beleive you even bother posting based on teh merits of my spelling haha
The more I read it the more I fucking choke on laughter... you make a post base on my spelling hahahha, you are almost as pathetic as the monkey
Dude that provereading was joke but ya thx nerd for correcting me with the right spelling hahha can't beleive you even bother posting based on teh merits of my spelling haha
