serious story, Buster
Hulk Hogan is a regular call in to the Bubba the Love Sponge show locally.
They got busting on him recently as Bubba recounted Hulk's own true confession that on a certain day in 1994, his agent called him and told him, "Listen Hogan, I really need you to make a decision on which one of these two products you're willing to endorse.
One is this grilling machine gimmick that sits on your counter and costs less than $30. Drains off all the fat for a leaner and more healthy meat.
The other is this whammer jammer shake machine that costs about the same. You can use it to mix up protein shakes or to make juices. Super healthy!"
Hogan's in a hurry to take Brooke to her kindergarten and he makes a snap call. "Let's do the shake machine."
18 months later, Grill spokesman George Foreman is raking a million bucks a month and Hogan's got like 200 unsold shake machines boxed up, sitting in his garage.
