Funny Ass True Story

[crunch99]

And apparently.... his "buddy" is a cyber-penpal who forwarded this urban legend:




http://www.snopes.com/horrors/drugs/closet.asp



Gotta love retards with IQs under 50 who believe everything they read on the Internet. It's always from a "buddy" or a "close friend of mine"... and always "TRUE".... fucking dolt. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

 

[BigPIG19]

i actually wish i would have read this, because then i wouldnt have believed them and posted it. i am a good enough guy that when a buddy tells me a story like this, i have no reason not to believe them, so i guess they got me. i will end this the same way dumb-ass crunch ends every post. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Smartass]

Gotta love retards with IQs under 50 who believe everything they read on the Internet. It's always from a "buddy" or a "close friend of mine"... and always "TRUE".... fucking dolt. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Yes, Pig, in the future can you stick to hyping plays, preferably at -200 or so, that you are betting your entire bankroll on? But be sure to claim you never bet it afterwards. Thanks. Rodriguez.

 

[gynecologist]

Ever heard about the people in Las Vegas who woke up in a tub of ice and a note saying "If you want to live call 911" cause someone took their organs?

 

[BigPIG19]

Rodriguez.

Prechae?

 

[crunch99]

i actually wish i would have read this, because then i wouldnt have believed them and posted it. i am a good enough guy that when a buddy tells me a story like this, i have no reason not to believe them, so i guess they got me. i will end this the same way dumb-ass crunch ends every post. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Let me guess, your "buddy" was an annoymous emailer who swore to you that this incredible story happened (god's honest truth) and you should tell 20 other people.
</p>Are you fucking stupid?????? This is why these stupid urban myths never die.... dumbass inbred hicks like you keep repeating it like a retarded child repeating his name over and over.

Here's how I think your next "funny ass true story" will begin.....

"HEY YA'LL, I JUZ HEARD DA MOST AMAZING STORY FROM MUH BUDDY. NAW U MAY THINK THIS STORY IS PURE BULLSHIT BUT LET ME TELLZ YA...... THE ONLY THING THAT CUMS OUTTA MY BUDDYS MOUTH OTHER DEN TABBACCY IS GODS HONEST TRUF. WELLZ WE WUZ DRINKIN N HUNTIN RACOONS AND HE TELLZ ME DAT DIZ AMAZIN STORY...... "

Here are the top 25 hottest urban myths: http://www.snopes.com/info/top25uls.asp


Next time you get an anonymous chain letter from your "buddy" check the above site and save yourself another embarrassment, you dumb fucking hick. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

 

[crunch99]

Yes, Pig, in the future can you stick to hyping plays, preferably at -200 or so, that you are betting your entire bankroll on? But be sure to claim you never bet it afterwards. Thanks. Rodriguez.

Oh, so this was the dumbass "buddy" who told him this retard that made-up (see: FAKE) story. Dumbfuck. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

 

[Smartass]

It's difficult to decipher your illiterate ramblings, but it seems that you think I was involved with this somehow. Unfortunately, I am a man of my word, and - while that is obviously a difficult concept for you to grasp - I can assure you that I never had heard this story either from Pig or circulating around the internet until I read it posted in this thread.

 

[crunch99]

It's difficult to decipher your illiterate ramblings, but it seems that you think I was involved with this somehow. Unfortunately, I am a man of my word, and - while that is obviously a difficult concept for you to grasp - I can assure you that I never had heard this story either from Pig or circulating around the internet until I read it posted in this thread.

I am sure you don't know much... we can both agree on that. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

 

[BigPIG19]

Things i can tell from Crunch(my IQ is the square root of)99's posts

1.)He is Obviously illiterate, as i explained to him that a friend of mine told me this, and I believed him. Crunch posted a link to an internet myth about it. I realized at that time that it was not true, and I was mistaken.
2.)He Obviously has no life as he has recorded over 2800 posts in about 6 months
3.) After I realized my mistake, he still wants to say that the reason I posted this story was to be "cool." I can promise you that my goal in life is not to impress a bunch of people I have never met, and probably never will. I mean give me a break.
4.) It is actually Crunch that apparently wants to be "cool," as he likes to make people think that he has never lost a bet, as evidenced by the "I bet my bankroll on a game." It lost, "O wait! it did lose, I better go tell everybody that I actually didnt lose, because i was "talked out of it" by 2 people i have never met."

For anyone reading this, I made a mistake by posting this story, It is not True.

Although what is true is that Crunch99 is a douchebag with no life. "hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha"

it is alright Crunch, when you actually "do" bet that 20 unit bankroll game that you claim to bet, and it loses like most of you plays do. Call me and I will hire you, and I will even pay you a little more than minimum wage!!

as far that the redneck dumbfuck line you said about me, my 3.900 GPA in Health Care Management at the University of Alabama speaks for itself.

 

[RupertPupkin]

Things i can tell from Crunch(my IQ is the square root of)99's posts

1.)He is Obviously illiterate, as i explained to him that a friend of mine told me this, and I believed him. Crunch posted a link to an internet myth about it. I realized at that time that it was not true, and I was mistaken.
2.)He Obviously has no life as he has recorded over 2800 posts in about 6 months
3.) After I realized my mistake, he still wants to say that the reason I posted this story was to be "cool." I can promise you that my goal in life is not to impress a bunch of people I have never met, and probably never will. I mean give me a break.
4.) It is actually Crunch that apparently wants to be "cool," as he likes to make people think that he has never lost a bet, as evidenced by the "I bet my bankroll on a game." It lost, "O wait! it did lose, I better go tell everybody that I actually didnt lose, because i was "talked out of it" by 2 people i have never met."

For anyone reading this, I made a mistake by posting this story, It is not True.

Although what is true is that Crunch99 is a douchebag with no life. "hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha"

it is alright Crunch, when you actually "do" bet that 20 unit bankroll game that you claim to bet, and it loses like most of you plays do. Call me and I will hire you, and I will even pay you a little more than minimum wage!!

as far that the redneck dumbfuck line you said about me, my 3.900 GPA in Health Care Management at the University of Alabama speaks for itself.

HA !! The Irony , you may not give a shit about Barry Bonds (and/or whats happening in the real sports world ) And now I see why .. You've bought into the biggest bullshit on the Net- The urban legend department. I can understand now why the biggest record in sports about to go down doesnt interest you much , your more concerned about whether not that little old lady really did or did not try and dry her poodle in the microwave or if Elvis was actually spotted last week in Alabama pumping gas. Well BigPig , I'll leave the Urban legends for you to decipher and you can leave rooting for sports legends for the rest of us to enjoy.:missingte :bigfinger :bigfinger

 

[BigPIG19]

HA !! The Irony , you may not give a shit about Barry Bonds (and/or whats happening in the real sports world ) And now I see why .. You've bought into the biggest bullshit on the Net- The urban legend department. I can understand now why the biggest record in sports about to go down doesnt interest you much , your more concerned about whether not that little old lady really did or did not try and dry her poodle in the microwave or if Elvis was actually spotted last week in Alabama pumping gas. Well BigPig , I'll leave the Urban legends for you to decipher and you can leave rooting for sports legends for the rest of us to enjoy.:missingte :bigfinger :bigfinger

rupert, you just keep looking up to cheaters alright. hell bonds numbers are an urban legend, because he would not have near as many homeruns had he not used baroids

 

[RupertPupkin]

rupert, you just keep looking up to cheaters alright. hell bonds numbers are an urban legend, because he would not have near as many homeruns had he not used baroids

Hey if you say so, your the expert right ?? :thumbsup:

arty:
PS - Tell your "Buddy" I have a friend in Nigeria he might want to talk too.

 

[BigPIG19]

Hey if you say so, your the expert right ??

you have finally seen the light!!!!

 

[RupertPupkin]

I was implying that you are the expert on Urban Legends

Thanks for agreeing with me ....

 

[BigPIG19]

I was implying that you are the expert on Urban Legends

Thanks for agreeing with me ....

at least you are implying that baroids's home runs are urban legends i appreciate it