Funny Ass True Story

[BigPIG19]

A buddy was telling me this story:

There were some friends of his that got real fucked up one night on a little bit of everything (beer, pot, shrooms, etc.) They were driving back to their house from a friends house and they were tripping their balls off. The guy in the passenger seat started yelling "gnome, gnome, stop, its a gnome" the driver stops and the guy runs out in this front yard and picks up this supposed gnome statue. They get home and put it in the closet and pass out. Later that morning they wake up to a baby crying. They open the closet and needless to say it wasnt a gnome, it was a little black baby. What did they do; they drove back over to the house, put the baby on the front steps, rang the door bell , and took off.

pretty damned hillarious

 

[GreenDoberman]

wtf?:think2:

 

[mlfp]

wow, that's ridiculous

 

[aceduecetrey]

Little black baby sitting out in the yard in the middle of the night?

Think your buddy might be bullshitting you a little.

 

[WVU]

I hope they at least put a clean diaper on the baby.

what a story. It should be on an anti-drug commercial

 

[PyRoCaPPer]

If they were so messed up, how did they remember what house to return it to?

 

[oatmealpancakes]

Nice job, PyroCapper.

Sounds like bullshit to me. Funny story, but don't believe it.

 

[Timetopay]

Love the fact that in the made up story the baby has to be black.

Its not believable for a white baby to be on the lawn in the middle of the night.

 

[MIKEY.1TIME]

If they were so messed up, how did they remember what house to return it to?

very interesting :think2:

 

[WCBias]

Was that the alternate ending to "Little Man"

 

[BigPIG19]

youve never been fucked up from the night before, woke up next ot a girl that you wouldnt normally wake up next to, and remember real quick where to take her???

 

[SportSavant]

youve never been fucked up from the night before, woke up next ot a girl that you wouldnt normally wake up next to, and remember real quick where to take her???

perhaps, but I never picked up a live baby and thought it was a gnome coz I was so fucked up....

and believe me, I have been fucked up with the best of them.

 

[whalewager]

probably just a lawn jockey statue

 

[$tinky]

thats Tuscaloosa for you.

 

[jwblue]

Why would anyone believe this? Even someone blasted would realize the gnome was a baby after picking it up.

IS

 

[WVU]

he was probably high when he stole the gnome and tripping when he thought it was a black baby.

 

[BigPIG19]

thats Tuscaloosa for you.

not real sure what that means, but it happened in birmingham

 

[BigAFan]

If they were so messed up, how did they remember what house to return it to?

You said it.

 

[crunch99]

Wow.... what a DUMBASS.



No, not referring to madeup story or the madeup friends.... referring to the moron who posted this fake story thinking it'll make him appear "Cool"....

 

[RupertPupkin]

Your lucky your buddy isnt doing 5-7 right now in Levinsworth