Fuck colleges

[HinesWard86]

Seriously, fuck them. As a HS student, I was recognized for being one of the top 400 students in the nation. Got letters from over 500 colleges asking me to attend, and I only wanted to go to one, University of Virginia. I sent them TWO letters and never received anything back from then. I got fucking scholarships to Tulane and Yale, and Yale, Columbia, and Dartmouth all each took the initiative to write me and UVA cant even dignify my letter with a response. Fuck you still UVA, four years later.

Now I'm applying to grad schools for my Master's and want to stay in the southeast. Applied to UGA, South Carolina, Alabama, and UF. Alabama accepts me within three weeks, while UGA (the school I have my heart set on going too) calls and asks me to get another Letter of Recommendation. After I send them that one, I get a call asking for another one. Got them that one too. The entire fucking time the bitch in charge of admissions is telling me that I'm already in, but this is to determine if I get a scholarship or not. So after jumping through all their motherfucking hoops, what do I get? A goddamn Dear John We're Sorry letter. You fucking cocksuckers, you said I was in and then I get rejected. I'm so upset right now I'm shaking. Very tempted to go there now and pull a Tonya Harding on Matt Stratford's legs. You're gonna regret this you cocksuckers. You pulled a motherfucking bush league move and went back on your word. When I start getting shit published, I won't forget this. I will feud with all of your academics, I don't give two motherfucking fucks. 3.65 GPA 1310 GRE and a double major all while working a regular job and this side-job of gambling. That's not motherfucking good enough for you? Eat a motherfucking dick you smug fucks. I hope UGA VII drops dead on the field next year you assholes.

 

[Kruser6]

If you need another few letters of recommendation I am sure we could work something out.

-What was that one movie where the kid got denied to the college. . had Jack Black in it.

 

[GreenDoberman]

The women in Tuscaloosa are much hotter than Charlottesville or Athens anway.
I got accepted to Alabama in like a week, too. Of course, I never wanted to go to UVA.

 

[LarryTalbot]

You don't really need to throw your scholastic achievements on a gambling board. Just go to Alabama or another grad school and stop complaining. There's always the option of transferring which is easier to get in.

 

[levistep]

You don't really need to throw your scholastic achievements on a gambling board. Just go to Alabama or another grad school and stop complaining. There's always the option of transferring which is easier to get in.

It's hard to tell when someone is generally pissed or w.hether they are trying to boost their e-penis.

 

[HinesWard86]

It's hard to tell when someone is generally pissed or w.hether they are trying to boost their e-penis.

Genuinely pissed, I don't give two fucks what anyone thinks about me. I am not going to get over this for a long fucking time, motherfuckers. I wouldn't be upset if I was just rejected, fine no biggie. But to tell me I'm in, make me jump through the extra hoops, and THEN screw me over. That's fucking bitch. Fuck you Georgia, if al-Qaeda ever strikes again in the US I hope you're the target.

 

[LarryTalbot]

what's the big appeal of Athens Georgia? Boiled peanuts?

 

[WCBias]

Hey, send your resume to UNLV, they'll take anybody. Then we can go hit some strip clubs and you can brag about how smart you are and how rich you are going to be and the strippers will become your best friends (well, you'll need a little blow too).

 

[HinesWard86]

what's the big appeal of Athens Georgia? Boiled peanuts?

It has the best IA program for any public school in the southeast. Also the area is beautiful, weather is great, and it is still close to a lot of cool shit (Atlanta, Stone Mountain, etc.), and is close to family.

 

[HinesWard86]

Hey, send your resume to UNLV, they'll take anybody. Then we can go hit some strip clubs and you can brag about how smart you are and how rich you are going to be and the strippers will become your best friends (well, you'll need a little blow too).

Thanks, I needed a laugh. Not gonna be rich in my field but I'll lie for some nice *****.

 

[Seymour]

Am I missing something? You got into Yale but went where? I'm an attorney so I understand continuing education but this makes me go hmmmm. Not saying you are a liar but I have never heard of anyone passing on Yale unless it was for Harvard, Stanford, etc. Anyways, what are you getting a Masters in.

 

[levistep]

Am I missing something? You got into Yale but went where? I'm an attorney so I understand continuing education but this makes me go hmmmm. Not saying you are a liar but I have never heard of anyone passing on Yale unless it was for Harvard, Stanford, etc. Anyways, what are you getting a Masters in.

Especially for law. Hard to believe.

 

[Valuebets]

Especially for law. Hard to believe.

Hines, sorry to hear you got rejected by UVa but trust me you didn't miss much. I went there and unless if you're one of those preppy tards then you didn't miss much. I'm telling you the girls at UVa are not that hot either. I'm doing Grad school at George Washington now and I have seen more hotter girls in DC than all of my four years at Charlottesville.

 

[GameBreaker]

Yea I would be pissed as well. Making you jump through hoops just to get denied, fuck that. I would call and talk to somebody, let somebody there hear what you were told and how you got fucked.

 

[Valuebets]

Hines, you gotta call that bitch ass out on it. Do you have any documentation of this, cause I think this is suit worthy material .

 

[Ironman_8]

Hines, sorry to hear you got rejected by UVa but trust me you didn't miss much. I went there and unless if you're one of those preppy tards then you didn't miss much. I'm telling you the girls at UVa are not that hot either. I'm doing Grad school at George Washington now and I have seen more hotter girls in DC than all of my four years at Charlottesville.

Exactly! UVA is very uppidy.

 

[HinesWard86]

Am I missing something? You got into Yale but went where? I'm an attorney so I understand continuing education but this makes me go hmmmm. Not saying you are a liar but I have never heard of anyone passing on Yale unless it was for Harvard, Stanford, etc. Anyways, what are you getting a Masters in.

Lots of reasons I didn't go to Yale, (1) they only gave me like $14,000 a year and with how expensive it is I would have had to borrow $100,000+. If i was gonna go into a high paying field thats one thing but I originally enrolled planning to be a history major. Also, I get free tuition plus $4,000+ a semester to go to FSU. (2) I didn't want to move that far away from home because of friends and family. (3) I was in a semi-serious relationship at the time and she planned to go to FSU too. Of course our relationship didn't last that long. (4) As trivial as it sounds, the more I thought about it, the more I wanted to go to a school where football meant something.

 

[HinesWard86]

Hines, you gotta call that bitch ass out on it. Do you have any documentation of this, cause I think this is suit worthy material .

Sadly, no documentation. When she called and asked for another LOR she said it then on the phone. She said something like "Sorry for all the extra work we are putting you through and you can tell the professors who you asked for the letters from that this is our fault." I asked her why she needs a 5th LOR and she goes, "Well this is to decide whether you are eligible for funding or not, but don't worry we wouldn't have asked for this much if we werent going to accept you"

 

[MarkieMark+]

Hines, I jumped through many of the same hoops in the Canadian Univesity circus to obtain my Masters Degree. In the end I went to a graduate school that was not my first choice but once I got out I realized that it didn't really matter. I took a job in my field (Mechanical Engineering) on the ground level that was low paying but I proved myself in the real world. Getting your foot in the door is important and the school you go to may matter at first but believe someone who has been there, it's what happens in the next 10 years that will define you. Get your Masters degree regardless of how succesfull the school's football program is and then establish yourself.

 

[Italianole]

Sorry to hear this, man that sucks. I had to decide between staying home (30 mins from Athens) with all my friends and going to UGA or going where I always wanted and would get more money (FSU). Being accepted to UGA for the undergrad program is not that tough but there are some very competitive post-grad schools as you mention. Everyone I know goes or is trying to get into the Terry School of Business.

UGA is a cool place to go to school with good sports, a great downtown area, and SMOKIN females (far superior to Bama, right up there with FSU). My parents went there and a lot of people I know still go there so if you bomb them make sure you tell me first so I can inform them .