I went into town
With Bozo the clown
To get some pussy
But none was around
We did a line
Never felt so alive
Off Candy the Stripper
With PO69 the Ripper
He tried to operate
But it was late
A lawsuit was brewing
And 5starbomb was jewing
$300 to no avail
Check not in mail
Mentor must be clipjoint
5star soon to anoint