Four words you don't want to hear

[billhill999]

I'm banging your wife.
Mom found your stash.
Daddy's never coming home.
Your baby is ugly.
You are not invited.
You'll never walk again.
You are the father.
Your'e a lousy lay.
Your'e not the father.
Grandpa left you nothing.

 

[pubguy]

I've got a lock.
Pull it over buddy.
we're out of beer.
want to go mountainboarding?
I've got the nuts.

 

[PBR]

Jake thinks your cute

You've inherited pubguy's shirts

 

[PBR]

Meet your doctor, PO69

 

[cut-paste-hero]

Let's do a shot

 

[whalewager]

You have aids homo
You are under arrest
Dingo ate your baby

 

[PBR]

Last call, Mr. Tartar

 

[steaktartar]

yes railbird please elaborate

 

[barman]

dope smokin' little prick

 

[NES]

Grab your ankles boy

 

[pubguy]

Dingo ate your baby

funny as hell!

 

[pubguy]

yes railbird please elaborate

hahaha

 

[NES]

See you in texas

 

[pubguy]

Doc Mercer is unbanned
IAG it's your pick
yeah a bowl contest.

 

[NES]

Pass me my valtrex

 

[donkeybucks]

The pizza you ate had cum on it.
Allah is great! (you hear this as the knife is about to slice your head off)
Internet porn is banned.

 

[NES]

Your counting skills could use some work, but you may be on to something. Why limit yourself at four words when you can do 8?

 

[steaktartar]

donkeybucks is my accountant

 

[NES]

oo oi are you good

 

[whalewager]

nes is your bookie