jerrythekoolaidfatfuck got too excited with soda and lost track of his posts. Sugar rush is like heroin to him, but heroin addicts at least have enough balls to do get fucked up on the right stuff. You will fucking die soon you obese motherfucker, but at least you fat disgusting body will be able to fertilize and entire forest when it rots completely, after 5 years underground. They will also have to build a custom casket and maybe you can ask them to build an extra compartment for cup cakes you can enjoy in the after life.
jerry, when was the last time you were actually able to tie your shoes?