She is a looker too, and judging by recent pics I have seen on fb continues to be ageless. Looks about 35 in all reality.
Just giving her some shit.
Good Lord Then.
Fuck Pictures of The Kenneth Cole Bag Lady
need pics of IAG
with 'er permission of course, Sign Off
was it a Genuine Kenneth Cole Purse though? Tanner?
If so maybe consider just keeping the purse and trying to trade that for Some Pussy.
Thats what I would do anyways cuz girls once a purse has been lost, out of their possession, don't use that Purse after that.
A Tribal Thing, edict of their Species.
Its like with us (guys) how if food falls on the floor for more than a certain length of time: how we know its been on the floor for too long to eat
women are like that with Purses
consider just saying you just found the shit in the purse in a pile like" dumped-out-like
but there was No Purse
at all
Then go for a night at the most Dive-Ass bar in your area and employ that purse to get some pussy.
Bad Karma on just stealing a Kenneth Cole purse would not be much.
Just like: One Bet you'd lose is all Karma would extoll
Stupid Fucking Mets HRE Under 26.5 you lose on a top of the 9th Error
by the stupid Mets