B, next time you're in that family scene and Tony's Fat Kid won't give up the remote, think of a creative way to give him a few Bonus Plays.
Like, if this guy drains this putt, I'll give you five bucks.
Once he's got $10-15 on him, begin gambling with him on the next drive, the next batter, the next football play etc
Even if you "lose" $20-30 you get the satisfaction of Tony and FakeBoobMrsTony saying, "Where did you get that $30??"
"Uncle Bookie gave it to me from our gamlbing on the football game!! Uncle Bookie rocks steady!!"
Like, if this guy drains this putt, I'll give you five bucks.
Once he's got $10-15 on him, begin gambling with him on the next drive, the next batter, the next football play etc
Even if you "lose" $20-30 you get the satisfaction of Tony and FakeBoobMrsTony saying, "Where did you get that $30??"
"Uncle Bookie gave it to me from our gamlbing on the football game!! Uncle Bookie rocks steady!!"
Damn Bookie....I was on the lakers 1st half too.....don't remind me of how shitty that game was....I'd say lakers weren't covering the half for about 1:02....opening minute to get lead and last 2 seconds after that 3
I kinda know how you feel....I've never asked my family for money but some of them know and it is kinda weird when i'm with my family and someone starts talking to me about lines or asking me to explain parlays and stuff.
Love the ideas with the kid.....point him to this website and everything from there is downhill!
I kinda know how you feel....I've never asked my family for money but some of them know and it is kinda weird when i'm with my family and someone starts talking to me about lines or asking me to explain parlays and stuff.
Love the ideas with the kid.....point him to this website and everything from there is downhill!
My sister threw a little family get together last weekend and it gave me a chance to see some relatives I haven't seen in years. A couple of my first cousins have hit it big financially and man do they like to play the part. Needless, to say it made for a long afternoon...these people bore me to tears.
Am I jealous? Maybe a bit.
My cousin Tony threw a little jab at my direction.."how's the gambling going?".
I used to beat the shit out of this idiot and now he gives me that stupid smirk gloating about his Cadillac Escalade and fancy house while his wife with the fake boobs and fake smile brings him a glass of wine. Pisses me off...who does this asshole think he is judging me and my way of life?
So I took my beer and myself to the TV to watch the US Open. Tony's fat kid had his grip on the remote control and wasn't giving it up to anyone. I used to like "Family Guy".
Why do we get no respect? In my family it comes down to how much money do you have. I looked over to my wife and told her we're leaving. We said our goodbyes...wished my father a happy Father's Day and left. On the way home I picked up a gram of coke and a bottle of Vodka.
My wife and I shared the coke and Vodka and life was good again. I was in my fortress of solitude with my favorite person. Lakers-Celtics came on and LA has a big lead...idiot Tony wishes he was me. But wait, Paul Pierce drains a three with 4 seconds left in the first half to pull within 3 points....I got Lakers -4 first half. Shit!!!!
I don't know who pissed me off more my cousin Tony or Paul Pierce.hno:
I was with ya until the coke part.
All cool...I'm good
That fantasy only works at Truly Twisted Level if the Surrogate Banger is a big black guy hanging 12 solid
I'm a medium sized white guy with barely statistical average endowment, though probably two to three times the size of forum friend SKINSRAJ and his personal pencil.
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arty: LTGreat topic. I just had trouble with this over the weekend with the parents.
Tols my Dad that if I lose my job (Michigan) that I can atleast play poker and grind out some cash each week. LOL I thought he was going to drop dead right there. He has worked his ass off his whoe life.
I told him he gambled on the rental business when he knew little to nothing about that. I said I am better at poker than he was at picking new tennants LOL.
He is not a gambler and thinks poker is like playing the slots. Hell the wife took it better than the parents.
Tols my Dad that if I lose my job (Michigan) that I can atleast play poker and grind out some cash each week. LOL I thought he was going to drop dead right there. He has worked his ass off his whoe life.
I told him he gambled on the rental business when he knew little to nothing about that. I said I am better at poker than he was at picking new tennants LOL.
He is not a gambler and thinks poker is like playing the slots. Hell the wife took it better than the parents.
Barman We would be out of here but we can't sell the house right now. We are close to being up ide down. The values around here have gone down badly.
Also I test cars. Where else is there to test cars other than Michigan? Wife has been in the title insurance business for 16 years at the same company. We are just trying to ride the storm out.
