...if won't drive the f^ck away ..fast..
Here in Philly tricks use to hang out around the Broad and Pine area about 15 years ago. I mean they were OUT. High heels , leather boots , mini skirts so short their you could see their *****.Some were fuckin smokin. Some, not so hot. Ever since Rendell took office he cleaned up Broad street and now its one of the nicer parts of the city.
Anyway i use to frequent this area when i was 17 or so. Prices ranged from 25-50 (depending on what car you drive) for a blowjob.
Twice we got our dicks sucked and stole our money back from the bitch, and once we found a new girl and told her we would pay later.
Ahhh the memories........nice thread buster.
Anyway i use to frequent this area when i was 17 or so. Prices ranged from 25-50 (depending on what car you drive) for a blowjob.
Twice we got our dicks sucked and stole our money back from the bitch, and once we found a new girl and told her we would pay later.
Ahhh the memories........nice thread buster.
Lmao!
Dude i`ve been shot down so many times while in Vegas.
But! Like u say persistence is the key.
Was down there in november and finally who wa, we have a winner.
I take the little tramp to my room and my passed out buddy will not wake the fuck up. I dump the ice bucket with the melted shit on him and the prick refuses to leave. She says we cant go to her room because of her roomate. Argh! Long story short. My rental car in the bowels of the imperial palace parking lot.:hump:
Ok this is going to be a long story so sit back and enjoy.
My friend and I were working late emptying a store for liquidation and we were about 30 minutes away from AC so we decided to head over there when we finished up. It was a friday and we hadn't booked a room yet so our plan was to get one when we arrived (usually means you're gunna get raped in prices) but for some reason when we requested a room the woman at the desk said the price had just dropped down to $150 (this was at tropicana) 5 minutes ago. We couldn't believe our luck. We both said to ourselves this is gunna be a great night.
Ok fuck it, I'm just gunna cut to it...
After some hours of drinking, clubbing, and gambling we decided to go back to the room. As we were walking we realized that the clubs were closing and all the drunk sexy's would be coming out in the masses and now would be the best time to stalk our prey and then attack.
Our eyes quickly caught a flock of drunk stumbling sluts and the targets were established. As we approached them a fight broke out between 2 of the girls and there was a lot of screaming and crying so we sat back and watched the action. It was pretty crazy and there's always that slight chance for some titties popping out, unfortunately this did not happen. After the drama settled we decided to forget it and headed for the elevators.
As we're waiting for them the doors open and a huge crowd of guys come out screaming and all of them had smiles on their faces. I say out loud, "shit, wheres the party at?" Out of nowhere this older spanish lady in a blue sequence dress emerges from the crowd of guys in the elevator and walks over to me and says where ever you want it, Papi. My best way to describe her is if she was your friends Mom or you saw her at Wegmans grocery shopping you'd be like hmmm shes not bad I'd prob fuck that.
So it kind of caught me off gaurd and so I say "What?" and she said we can have a party wherever you want. I look at my friend and I say "Hey Jon, do we wanna party?" and my friend does the slow face turn with the WHAT THE FUCK expression on his face and he yells out "Are you an escort?" She quickly takes her finger and places it on his mouth and says SHHHH Papi. We ask her how much and shes says $200 for both of us so we decide what the hell, let's take her back to the room.
We get inside the room and we start asking all of these questions like "what exactly does this $200 get us?" She says "anything" and we ask "can we DP you?" she says "anything", "Can we go ass to mouth" she again replys "anything." Mind you we're pretty drunk and we just want to fully degrade this slut and also to find out if she REALLY means anything. After another minute of this we decided to get creative and so I ask can we pull her hair and choke her a bit? She waves her hand over her hair like vanna white displaying a letter on the board to indicate that it was ok. Then she brushed it aside and showed her neck in the same fashion which meant we had the green light. My friend then yells out "Can we hit you?" She then slaps my friend in the face in a playful manner and says, No Papi!!!
After that we ask her to show the goods first before we give the official yes and so she undresses and we have her spread open and she has a nice little compactor (it's what I call a pussy thats neatly compacted like no beef curtains) so we both agree that this looks like a fine piece of pussy and surprisingly I wasn't too disgusted by some of her cottage cheese. Shes then asks do we have a condom. We quickly scramble around and can't find one (remember we came straight from work with no real planning...you're also probably thinking well why would you go after those drunk girls well thats b/c I feel a whole lot safer fucking a silly drunk girl raw than fucking a prostitute raw). We say no we don't have one and she says she didn't have one either and I'm thinking how the hell doesn't this bitch have a condom...then it hit me. This dirty latina whooaaarree just came out of an elevator with like 10 fucking guys no wonder she doesn't have a condom.
The situation was stsrting to look like a failure and so she suggests blow jobs and I'm about to say YESSS and my friend says not without a condom and then I remembered Oh yeah shes a prostitute damn it. So we start thinking and I drunkenly say "Can we pee on you?" and she says yes and I'm like $40 for both and this bitch says yes. We couldn't believe it.
We go into the bath and before she gets in the bathtub she looks around and heads over to the sink area. She reaches out grabs this little package thing and begins to open it up. She removes a bathing cap and places it over her hair. So now theres a naked latina hooker laying in the bathtub with a shower cap on while 2 22 year old guys are about to piss on her. I laugh everytime I picture this.
My friend and I both whip out our dicks and before I know it my friend is already going to work on her. I'm a little gun shy at first b/c I mean looking at this situation right now its just ridiculous but I finally get some out and away I go. We're covering this bitch from head to toe and she starts moaning and rubbing that shit all over her spanish ta ta's and its streaming down her compactor and shes just absolutely loving it.
Then all of a sudden the door knocks....
I freeze and cut my piss off. My mind starts to race and the fear imediately rushes through my body and my heart starts to pound. Is this the cops? Is this her pimp? Who the fuck is at the door. My friend had just finished and closed the bathroom door and opens the main door. I hear "YOOOOOOOO" in the background and it was our neighbor and he's like whats going on and my friend then opens the bathroom door to show him and there I am waving and laughing with my cock out swinging it around and screaming like Jerry Seinfeld in the stomach episode "HELLLOOO THERE" in that deep voice and the hooker is in the bathtub with her shower cap on smiling and I reopen the dam and finish my piss while our neighbor is on the floor dieing of laughter.
I finish up and walk out of the bathroom and he's like "yo my brother would love this, you think we can get her?" Without even answering I grab her shit and give it to him and I tell her to follow our neighbor. We threw some towels at her and kicked her ass out. She didn't even get to wash off but we were glad that we got rid of her. This was honestly one of the funniest things ever. I know we didn't end up fucking her but I thought that this would make for a great story. I would've told you about the neighbor earlier in the story when me and my friend first arrived but it would have been boring and people would have gotten restless. It's funny now b/c me and my friend will always compare this incident with stuff that is priced too high by saying "Man for that much money we could've pissed on 10 hookers" hahaha I hope you enjoyed it.
My friend and I were working late emptying a store for liquidation and we were about 30 minutes away from AC so we decided to head over there when we finished up. It was a friday and we hadn't booked a room yet so our plan was to get one when we arrived (usually means you're gunna get raped in prices) but for some reason when we requested a room the woman at the desk said the price had just dropped down to $150 (this was at tropicana) 5 minutes ago. We couldn't believe our luck. We both said to ourselves this is gunna be a great night.
Ok fuck it, I'm just gunna cut to it...
After some hours of drinking, clubbing, and gambling we decided to go back to the room. As we were walking we realized that the clubs were closing and all the drunk sexy's would be coming out in the masses and now would be the best time to stalk our prey and then attack.
Our eyes quickly caught a flock of drunk stumbling sluts and the targets were established. As we approached them a fight broke out between 2 of the girls and there was a lot of screaming and crying so we sat back and watched the action. It was pretty crazy and there's always that slight chance for some titties popping out, unfortunately this did not happen. After the drama settled we decided to forget it and headed for the elevators.
As we're waiting for them the doors open and a huge crowd of guys come out screaming and all of them had smiles on their faces. I say out loud, "shit, wheres the party at?" Out of nowhere this older spanish lady in a blue sequence dress emerges from the crowd of guys in the elevator and walks over to me and says where ever you want it, Papi. My best way to describe her is if she was your friends Mom or you saw her at Wegmans grocery shopping you'd be like hmmm shes not bad I'd prob fuck that.
So it kind of caught me off gaurd and so I say "What?" and she said we can have a party wherever you want. I look at my friend and I say "Hey Jon, do we wanna party?" and my friend does the slow face turn with the WHAT THE FUCK expression on his face and he yells out "Are you an escort?" She quickly takes her finger and places it on his mouth and says SHHHH Papi. We ask her how much and shes says $200 for both of us so we decide what the hell, let's take her back to the room.
We get inside the room and we start asking all of these questions like "what exactly does this $200 get us?" She says "anything" and we ask "can we DP you?" she says "anything", "Can we go ass to mouth" she again replys "anything." Mind you we're pretty drunk and we just want to fully degrade this slut and also to find out if she REALLY means anything. After another minute of this we decided to get creative and so I ask can we pull her hair and choke her a bit? She waves her hand over her hair like vanna white displaying a letter on the board to indicate that it was ok. Then she brushed it aside and showed her neck in the same fashion which meant we had the green light. My friend then yells out "Can we hit you?" She then slaps my friend in the face in a playful manner and says, No Papi!!!
After that we ask her to show the goods first before we give the official yes and so she undresses and we have her spread open and she has a nice little compactor (it's what I call a pussy thats neatly compacted like no beef curtains) so we both agree that this looks like a fine piece of pussy and surprisingly I wasn't too disgusted by some of her cottage cheese. Shes then asks do we have a condom. We quickly scramble around and can't find one (remember we came straight from work with no real planning...you're also probably thinking well why would you go after those drunk girls well thats b/c I feel a whole lot safer fucking a silly drunk girl raw than fucking a prostitute raw). We say no we don't have one and she says she didn't have one either and I'm thinking how the hell doesn't this bitch have a condom...then it hit me. This dirty latina whooaaarree just came out of an elevator with like 10 fucking guys no wonder she doesn't have a condom.
The situation was stsrting to look like a failure and so she suggests blow jobs and I'm about to say YESSS and my friend says not without a condom and then I remembered Oh yeah shes a prostitute damn it. So we start thinking and I drunkenly say "Can we pee on you?" and she says yes and I'm like $40 for both and this bitch says yes. We couldn't believe it.
We go into the bath and before she gets in the bathtub she looks around and heads over to the sink area. She reaches out grabs this little package thing and begins to open it up. She removes a bathing cap and places it over her hair. So now theres a naked latina hooker laying in the bathtub with a shower cap on while 2 22 year old guys are about to piss on her. I laugh everytime I picture this.
My friend and I both whip out our dicks and before I know it my friend is already going to work on her. I'm a little gun shy at first b/c I mean looking at this situation right now its just ridiculous but I finally get some out and away I go. We're covering this bitch from head to toe and she starts moaning and rubbing that shit all over her spanish ta ta's and its streaming down her compactor and shes just absolutely loving it.
Then all of a sudden the door knocks....
I freeze and cut my piss off. My mind starts to race and the fear imediately rushes through my body and my heart starts to pound. Is this the cops? Is this her pimp? Who the fuck is at the door. My friend had just finished and closed the bathroom door and opens the main door. I hear "YOOOOOOOO" in the background and it was our neighbor and he's like whats going on and my friend then opens the bathroom door to show him and there I am waving and laughing with my cock out swinging it around and screaming like Jerry Seinfeld in the stomach episode "HELLLOOO THERE" in that deep voice and the hooker is in the bathtub with her shower cap on smiling and I reopen the dam and finish my piss while our neighbor is on the floor dieing of laughter.
I finish up and walk out of the bathroom and he's like "yo my brother would love this, you think we can get her?" Without even answering I grab her shit and give it to him and I tell her to follow our neighbor. We threw some towels at her and kicked her ass out. She didn't even get to wash off but we were glad that we got rid of her. This was honestly one of the funniest things ever. I know we didn't end up fucking her but I thought that this would make for a great story. I would've told you about the neighbor earlier in the story when me and my friend first arrived but it would have been boring and people would have gotten restless. It's funny now b/c me and my friend will always compare this incident with stuff that is priced too high by saying "Man for that much money we could've pissed on 10 hookers" hahaha I hope you enjoyed it.
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