Fucktards do not simply defy common sense, they are pathologically incapable of recognizing the obvious, and, 1st person detection of 3rd person fucktardation is immediately followed by, "No one is that fucking stupid." Consequently, a fucktard could typically make himself no more obviously fucktarded by wearing a spinning strobe light hat while singing Michael McDonald songs into a megaphone, naked. Fucktardation is at least 100 times more likely than faggotry to produce an L-7 weenie.