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Honey Badger Don't Give A Shit
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WOW....

So the picture of the skinny, bony African kid on a faux Topps baseball card draws rave reviews for being "funny as hell" (after numerous postings here at the Rx)

Switch it to a cute little Irish kid in a wheelchair and suddenly everyone is all sober and serious.

Interesting to learn the proper Pecking Order for applying correct Humor Quotient.


SIDE NOTE...The tease was not directed at little McGovern, btw. It was a jab at Barry B....

SIDE SIDE NOTE...I've raised three kids and am blessed they're all physically and mentally healthy. Plus they even have a sense of humor.

I promise next time I go for humor, it will be video of some girl throwing up on a guy during sex or maybe some dude taking a dump on a birthday cake.
 

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Guys, relax, this is the RR afterall, just a bad choice of material, nothing more, now let's lock this thread and move on.
 

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GD notes: Hopefully, Barman will find that story somewhere and watch it and realize this thread was in poor taste.

SH: I hope I get a chance to see the HBO show as well. It sounds pretty inspiring.

But I don't need to see it to realize my lead post was in Bad Taste. It was created with exactly that spirit in mind.

Which kinda dilutes STEAKTARTER's well intentioned: "barman is a good guy he could of been off his game or drunk or something.."

Nope, totally sober, though with about 5.0mg of Ambien working.

Bottom line is that I Barman, approved that post when it was made and take full responsibility for it's having utterly bombed for being a crowd pleaser.

Will use the Talking Vagina video clip next time. You all may still call me a douche, but at least BUSTER and SKINSRAJ will be on board.
 

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ANTONOLI, if the thread gets locked, less people will be able to come in and hammer me.

My bad for having originally posted it in OFFSHORE when I knew good and well it was RR level.
 

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WOW....

So the picture of the skinny, bony African kid on a faux Topps baseball card draws rave reviews for being "funny as hell" (after numerous postings here at the Rx)

Switch it to a cute little Irish kid in a wheelchair and suddenly everyone is all sober and serious.

If you think it is some racist thing just come right out and say it. If the kid in the wheelchair had been black, green or yellow, you would have gotten the same negative reaction.

I don't recall any threads where people thought the picture of the Bonds card was 'funny as hell'. Maybe people thought photoshopping it onto a Pirates card was funny, as opposed to just a random picture of a malnourished child.

How do you know the kid is Irish by the way? Just because his last name fits your stereotype of Irish names?
 

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GD notes: Hopefully, Barman will find that story somewhere and watch it and realize this thread was in poor taste.

SH: I hope I get a chance to see the HBO show as well. It sounds pretty inspiring.

But I don't need to see it to realize my lead post was in Bad Taste. It was created with exactly that spirit in mind.

Which kinda dilutes STEAKTARTER's well intentioned: "barman is a good guy he could of been off his game or drunk or something.."

Nope, totally sober, though with about 5.0mg of Ambien working.

Bottom line is that I Barman, approved that post when it was made and take full responsibility for it's having utterly bombed for being a crowd pleaser.

Will use the Talking Vagina video clip next time. You all may still call me a douche, but at least BUSTER and SKINSRAJ will be on board.
bar i only posted that to stop the nonsense i had ZERO problem with it..i am RR'ER all the way
 

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If you think it is some racist thing just come right out and say it. If the kid in the wheelchair had been black, green or yellow, you would have gotten the same negative reaction.

I don't recall any threads where people thought the picture of the Bonds card was 'funny as hell'. Maybe people thought photoshopping it onto a Pirates card was funny, as opposed to just a random picture of a malnourished child.

How do you know the kid is Irish by the way? Just because his last name fits your stereotype of Irish names?
looks irish to me
 

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TARTAR, at this point in life I have extremely high confidence in no one who really knows me having much heat with my attempts at humor....but thanks for the return post

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Meanwhile T3A gets all steamed: Maybe people thought photoshopping it onto a Pirates card was funny, as opposed to just a random picture of a malnourished child.

SH: THAT'S WHERE I effed up.

I shoulda put McGovern on a photoshopped UpperDeck card and then it would be a laugh riot as intended.

BTW, I'm pretty sure this is the second time in 2007 T3A has deemed me a Worthless POS. I can't even remember what the first one was for...but I'm betting it was equally funny
 

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T3A challenges the witness: How do you know the kid is Irish by the way? Just because his last name fits your stereotype of Irish names?

SH: Actually I was surprised when I read his name. He looked to me like a Martinez, but that may just be me.

Too bad his name wasn't McGovernsteiner, then we wouldn't even be arguing about this point.
 

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"If the kid in the wheelchair had been black, green or yellow..."

SH: To tell ya the truth, if he had been either green or yellow, the joke would have gone down a completely different path....Probably something about space aliens challenging for the all time HR record.
 

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I got plenty more....All ya gotta do is ask.
 

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Okay Kids in a Wheelchair.

But is that why his swing is so piss poor?
 

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I shoulda put McGovern on a photoshopped UpperDeck card and then it would be a laugh riot as intended.

that wasnt the point I was trying to make. I don't think that Bonds card is funny, but I think pretty obvious someone went on the internet to find the most extreme picture of a skinny dark-skinned kid. Do I think starving kids are funny? No. But Bonds did play for the Pirates, he was skinnier at the beginning of his career, there are the connections to Bonds

I'll make it real simple for you: when you see this picture of a 3 year old kid sitting in a wheelchair what part makes you think of Barry Bonds?

I can't even understand anyone making fun of the way a little kid looks, especially a handicapped one, so give up trying to inject race into this thread
 

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T3A: I don't think that Bonds card is funny,

SH: Yeah, we got that part pretty quick.

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T: Do I think starving kids are funny? No. But Bonds did play for the Pirates, he was skinnier at the beginning of his career, there are the connections to Bonds

SH: Careful...You're really close to getting the point
 

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sorry Barman, your insinuations of some racial angle to all this have proven a different point to me.

I'm done with this thread.
 

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Always a pleasure, T.
 

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This was before he switched to hitting from the left side, obviously. And also obviously before he changed his diet.

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LMAO ...hee...hee:nohead: :nohead: :missingte :lol: :party: :lolBIG: :103631605 :dancefool :toast: :monsters-
 

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