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In other breaking news. Mr. Hognuts is down and out before he even can finish his first lap, or round, around the 50 foot track. It appears his fat bounced up while running and knocked his fat ass down and fucking out. It doesn't seem like he's going to make it because he also suffered 33 heart attacks because he's the size of a fucking beached whale.

We will "keep to continue" this story after we get confirmation of his death once the forklift gets his fat ass off the track.
 

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In other breaking news. Mr. Hognuts is down and out before he even can finish his first lap, or round, around the 50 foot track. It appears his fat bounced up while running and knocked his fat ass down and fucking out. It doesn't seem like he's going to make it because he also suffered 33 heart attacks because he's the size of a fucking beached whale.

We will "keep to continue" this story after we get confirmation of his death once the forklift gets his fat ass off the track.


'keep the dagerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr continue'
 

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We get it you like men no big deal just please stop making advances at me dip shit.
why are you so intimidated?..........annnnnd,why do you feel the need for me to dominate you before ive had my cofffee?.......cowboys work is never done......................'keep the continue'
 

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the question is, do you sweat profusely from the moment you wake up until you go to bed, or is it just when you're huffing and puffing while you focus so hard on trying to come up with jokes that aren't funny, while beating off simultaneously at the thought of having sex with a black guy?
thats a good question
 

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the question is, do you sweat profusely from the moment you wake up until you go to bed, or is it just when you're huffing and puffing while you focus so hard on trying to come up with jokes that aren't funny, while beating off simultaneously at the thought of having sex with a black guy?
........you and yer weird lookin brother couldnt 'consult'my nuts.......lol..........'keep the continue'
 

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lol weird lookin

for someone who claims to be so straight, you seem overly obsessed with how other men look. that's interesting. are you sweating right now?

:dogtoilet:
where are you fkrs from?....LOL...LOL........'KEEP THE CONTINUE'
 

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Berea, Kentucky
wouldnt last 15 minutes here in america......you look too much like a fuckin bug..somebody would step on yer ass and there goes the 'consulting firm'.......lol..........'keep the continue'
 

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I'm from Berea, Kentucky. You are too? Crazy coincidence

You ever see the old obese guy that passes out on the backtrails at sunset, drenched in sweat and urine?? Feel bad for him, doesn't look like he has any friends in town. Thought about saying hello but he always looks at me and licks his lips...he do that to you as well?
maybe where you're from guys lick their lips at insects but around these parts we'd step on that mfer...LOL.......'keep the continue'
 

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So have you seen that guy before? You must have since it's not a big town, I'm surprised I haven't seen you around yet. Or maybe I have? Where do you normally hang out? Around the town or on the back trails? Oh, wait a minute...are you...no, couldn't be...maybe...are you...that guy that's always dying on the trails? oh fuck, why do you keep licking your lips when you look at me? fucking weirdo
sir,you couldnt live around here........you look too much like a bug..........'keep the continue'
 

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your face looks too much like big browns ass........you'd stand out like a sore horses ass... lol...........'keep the continue'

The fact that you're comfortable enough with what a sore horse's ass looks like that you'd use it in analogies is interesting...

you bestiality-loving sick fuck. weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
 

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The question is, does this turn you on? :bunnies:

Or wait, do you need one human involved to make it move? :spanker:
 

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The fact that you're comfortable enough with what a sore horse's ass looks like that you'd use it in analogies is interesting...

you bestiality-loving sick fuck. weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
hey there,'consultant' #2...LOL..LOL...LOL.......you silly motherfuckers are pitiful..........'keep the continue'
 

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the question is, do you sweat profusely from the moment you wake up until you go to bed, or is it just when you're huffing and puffing on dick while you focus so hard on trying to come up with jokes that aren't funny, while beating off simultaneously at the thought of having sex with a black guy?

Fixed it for you.
 

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Hey hognuts, where the fuck is your friend Deputy Dog? I guess like the rest of those mean kids at school he doesn't give a fuck about you.
 

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Originally Posted by Dsethi
the question is, do you sweat profusely from the moment you wake up until you go to bed, or is it just when you're huffing and puffing on 10.5 inch dick while you focus so hard on trying to come up with jokes that aren't funny, while beating off simultaneously at the thought of having sex with a black guy?


Fuck fixed it for me.
 

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