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I'm all about low expectations
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Hog hunting WTF...is that Fat girls or something...Damn:lol: :ohno:
Fuck yeah, hog hunting is when you and a bunch of buds go to a bar and see who can load the fattest girl up and take home. Tonight should have been easy only one other guy even hooked up and it was with some little chick. The girl I had in my sights wasn't even close to some of the big ones we've hauled off but she sure as hell wasn't a ballerina either. And the winner doesn't have to buy a drink next time we go out. Damn I fucked up.:ohno:
 

Officially Punching out Nov 25th
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There would have to be a lot of cash involved...ThisBiLL don't Do Fat chicks...Seriously wow...maybe I'm wrong but when I go out I try to get with the hottest women in the room...even better when I can take her away from 10 other jackasses buying her drinks...

1:00 PST - Turn on "The Fight Network" - Honey Wresting...This shit is kinda stupid but kinda hot.
 

I'm all about low expectations
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There would have to be a lot of cash involved...ThisBiLL don't Do Fat chicks...Seriously wow...maybe I'm wrong but when I go out I try to get with the hottest women in the room...even better when I can take her away from 10 other jackasses buying her drinks...

It's just more cushion for the pushin man, yeah the best strategy is to go for the hotter chicks first, but if that don't work you gotta have a backup to try and win the constest, and it can't be the same girl in consecutive weeks. Tomorrow is another night, I won't be denied.
 

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12:15 PST -
12:33 PST - Question Billhill999 love..."is it real or is he just trying to get some"
12:33.5 PST - ?Royboy - I hope he's not looking for a Bill Sandwich?

Mesaage board kinda love.
<---- Is BillsGirl.
You can find her also in the RR every now and than.
She got drunk and decided to post her picture in my avatar.
She might be drunk now.
I'm doing the Operations analyst thnig right now, so I can't get drunk until aftet 8am.
I'll be drunk by nine.
Then I'll get up, and do it again.
Amen.
 

Last night I drank enough to kill a small Asian fa
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Just woke up and realized i missed the sink. piss all over the bathroom counter. fuck. screw it, im not cleaning this up, i got shit to do today.

btw, bill, when i saw ur avatar before i read the post i thought that you had a picture of tonya harding there.
 

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Just woke up and realized i missed the sink. piss all over the bathroom counter. fuck. screw it, im not cleaning this up, i got shit to do today.

btw, bill, when i saw ur avatar before i read the post i thought that you had a picture of tonya harding there.

Billsgirl says fuck you. :bigfinger
She looks a lot like Helen Hunt in real life.

She says the last time she was dissed like that, she was told she looked liked Anna Nciole Smith when she was fat.

p.s. Hines Ward is way over rated
 

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First drunk post in 2 weeks.
Fucking drove up and down I-95 ten times in eleven day.
Once in an ice storm, ever go ovet the Throgs Neck Bridge in an ice and wind storm, good luck with that !
Currently got a liplock on 8 oz of Vodka and 12 oz of OJ.
 

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