A little black boy goes into the kitchen where His mom is baking. He puts His hand in the flour and wipes it all over His face. He looks at His mom and says, "Mom, look, I`m a white boy!"
His mom slaps him in the kisser and says, "Go show your father!"
He goes to His dad in the living room and says, "Look dad, I`m a white boy!" His dad slaps him hard in the face and says, "Go show your Grandmother!"
The boy goes in His grandmother`s room and says, "Look granny, I`m a white boy!" His grandmother slaps him in the face and sends him back to His mother.
His mother says "See. Did you learn anything from that?!"
To which the boy replies, "Sure enough did. I`ve only been white for 5 minutes and I already hate you black people!"
His mom slaps him in the kisser and says, "Go show your father!"
He goes to His dad in the living room and says, "Look dad, I`m a white boy!" His dad slaps him hard in the face and says, "Go show your Grandmother!"
The boy goes in His grandmother`s room and says, "Look granny, I`m a white boy!" His grandmother slaps him in the face and sends him back to His mother.
His mother says "See. Did you learn anything from that?!"
To which the boy replies, "Sure enough did. I`ve only been white for 5 minutes and I already hate you black people!"
What did the President say to the white man?
Good afternoon.
What does a white man drink with his breakfast?
Usually tea, coffee or orange juice.
Why did the white man cross the road?
Because he needed something that was on the other side of the road.
How many white people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One.
Did you hear about the white guy that walked into a bar?
He had a couple beers, paid the tab, and went home.
Good afternoon.
What does a white man drink with his breakfast?
Usually tea, coffee or orange juice.
Why did the white man cross the road?
Because he needed something that was on the other side of the road.
How many white people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One.
Did you hear about the white guy that walked into a bar?
He had a couple beers, paid the tab, and went home.
You would never get this on TV these days.
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