Does anyone here remove the hair from their butt crack?

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Ive often contemplated it, I havent had a rim job since 2002.
 

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Yeah I do although its hard to find a girl willing to munch but. Ixnay on the ifeway, IAG is erehay.
 

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That's why you need to remove the hair. No woman that respects herself would eat a hairy asshole out.
 

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I dont wanna start a religious debate going but doug posted something that went right with what i had posted.


Why must the ass crack be so hairy. That one thing proves the non existence of god and creationism. Why would god make it hairy when he knows we must wipe our ass!


I now have a great respect for anal-hair. Like everything in this world God created, it has its mighty purpose in existence.
 

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Jack must have the same problem I have. It seem's like every night I end up scratching my ass to the point of bleeding. I don't know why it get's so fucking itchy, but it does. Fucking sucks and is no laughing matter you mother fuckers.
 

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Jack must have the same problem I have. It seem's like every night I end up scratching my ass to the point of bleeding. I don't know why it get's so fucking itchy, but it does. Fucking sucks and is no laughing matter you mother fuckers.

cheater, that's roids. You need medication, not waxing unless you want a bleeder.
 

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Going to the drug store right now for a bottle Nare

While you're there, buy one of these:

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And shove it up your ass.
 

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Not really you fuckstick, do you not realize the advantages of doing this? I can't believe I didn't do this decades ago.

See, this is exactly what happens when a serious thread is moved to the RR. No one here has a brain. Thanks to whoever was responsible for this. I'm devastated, seriously, I don't even feel like contribuiting anymore to this forum. I try to get some feedback and they stab me in the back.

Besides my shit grabbing onto my crack hair, what other advantage is there or are there? I guarantee you, I could careless how pretty my crack looks to anyone. Its made for me to seat and sit. And I aint down with a women trying to munch on my leather cheerio.

If the advantage is for you to...putt from the rough, squeeze the one eye snake, etc...I guess your husband will be thankful. Fucken gross if you ask me.
 
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tkim, Asian last name. Asians have small penises. No wonder you're so bitter.

How about getting a rim job more often?, we already discussed that.

If you get severely burnt, at least your crack hair burning will not contribute to the awful smell of burning hair.

If you get lice, they won't crawl up your ass.

No dingle berries.

I could go on and on. Cum breath.
 

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tkim, Asian last name. Asians have small penises. No wonder you're so bitter.

How about getting a rim job more often?, we already discussed that.

If you get severely burnt, at least your crack hair burning will not contribute to the awful smell of burning hair.

If you get lice, they won't crawl up your ass.

No dingle berries.

I could go on and on. Cum breath.



That's a very inappropriate thing to say.
 

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tkim, Asian last name. Asians have small penises. No wonder you're so bitter.

How about getting a rim job more often?, we already discussed that.

If you get severely burnt, at least your crack hair burning will not contribute to the awful smell of burning hair.

If you get lice, they won't crawl up your ass.

No dingle berries.

I could go on and on. Cum breath.

Damn Mr Jack. Why so mad? Didnt know removal of anal hair was so crucial to your wellbeing. Didnt know a breathe of another human being on your manhole was that important. By all means, let he or she suck the man juices straight out, lick residue of the dinner you had few weeks ago, capture the lice that was trying to dig themselves into your cave, etc.

Good luck with your findings and wishing you and your faded, trimmed, shaved, or waxed ass a merry christmas. The wish also goes to the licker too...
 

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Good luck with your findings and wishing you and your faded, trimmed, shaved, or waxed ass a merry christmas. The wish also goes to the licker too...

Go ahead and wish her a Merry Xmass yourself, she sleeps next to you most nights. Limp dick.
 

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I cannot believe I just read all that Doug. Wtf? You sweat shit? Shit seeps out your ass when you sweat? Maybe you should jump.
 

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