DOES ANYBODY HERE GOTO THE CASINO AND CONSISTANTLY WIN?

[Mr.Smith]

fishhead,

are you talking about walking a casino and finding a few slots that are positive and banging out the bonuses and then leaving? I could see this resulting in 97%

video poke is so streaky theres no way you can win more than 50% of sessions. mostly its more losing sessions and then a $250-$1000 hand comes along and catches you up. I have hit 7 or 8 royal flushes on video poker, all in Las Vegas. Never anywhere else.

I don't know much about beating slots. I did bang out a $92 win about 5 years ago on a machine on a cruise ship in Florida. I forget what the game was called, but it was a $1 bonus slot about pirates where a side jackpot hit with 5 knives or something and someone left the machine after hitting 4 knives. I just had to play until one more hit. only took about 2 minutes. I also have banged out very small wins in Vegas on piggy bankin quarter machines.

I would like to know more about beating slots, but where is the info? just passed along among a few who know?

 

[Fishhead]

Let me ask you one other Question...Do you lose a FORTUNE the 3% of the time that you walk out without a profit making up for a Good chunk of your profitable visits?

Even when you lose, there very SELDOM is any major downside to even speak of.

The golden age of these types of slots has passed, so there is not much that would help you.

The $1,$5,and rare $25 machines of the past are history.........leaving only 25 cent machines in 95+% of the casinos in America.

 

[BoratSagdiyev]

Are you going to tell us how you do it or not?

 

[Fishhead]

Here is just ONE example of over 300 types machines that are beatable...........

When XFACTOR first arrived on the scene, I would play them at 5X with around 5-6 stored power units.

Playing a quarter machine on this low number is no big deal, but this can get slightly hairy on a $1 or $5 machine at this level.

Some factors to consider are the relative looseness of the slots at the particular casino your playing(which you get a feel for after a few plays on an Xfactor, the amount of other players that are in the know to the same thing you are, and if you not worried at all of being possibly tied up on a machine longer than you would prefer.

For the last 3-4 years I have tried to discipline myself to playing $1 dollar and above X-factors only on 6x with a minimum of around 3-4 stored power units.

This is the answer I would give somebody that is 100% new to this game or the world of slots.

Like I said however, with experience, you learn to sort of gain an instinctive way to play the correct number..........as I am sure you know what I mean.

This is one of my all-time favorite slot games, very very fun and highly profitable over the years.

 

[SportSavant]

hmmm....I consider myself to be an intelligent person, however, this to me is chinese....

I guess I am simply not up to speed on the Slots Lingo, however your explanation, unfortunately, has not increased my understanding of the Process...

How do you guarantee wins 97% of the time?

Can you explain it to me as if I am a person who knows nothing of Gambling?

thanks.

SS

 

[BoratSagdiyev]

There exists a thread in the rubber room entitled "who is the biggest liar at the Rx"

I don't want to sound like a Jerk in case I ever go to Selmons but unless you have one of those light cheating laser things can you tell us how you win fish?

http://forum.therx.com/6/ubb.x?a=tpc&s=100090022&f=3963098685&m=164106351

 

[SportSavant]

I am certainly not calling Fish a Liar, after all I could win 97% of the time I enter a CASINO also, but it woudnt involve Gambling, it would involve walking around & around till I find a Dime or Quarter on the ground & then leaving once I have found it...

I do agree however, although FISH does not OWE us an explanation...a detailed report outling the FUNDAMENTALS, in a manner in which the LAYMEN can understand it would be appreciated....

 

[lurkerforages]

The funny thing is Fish aint bullshitting.

A lot of people would probably wish he didn`t talk about this stuff.

 

[BoratSagdiyev]

Now I am dying to know. What the heck! I guess I will have to keep guessing. Thanks a lot fish.

 

[SportSavant]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> The funny thing is Fish aint bullshitting.

A lot of people would probably wish he didn`t talk about this stuff. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

This I presume is the reason for his lack of explanation on the issue...

If this is the case he should simple come in & say....sorry guys...cant be bothered to tell you...or whatever it is...

However, when a statement as such is made, & considering we are all friends here...I feel us loyal posters deserve more of an explanation than what we have received...either that or at least dont mention it to begin with...

Dont you hate it when one of your friends says too you something like "I have some really shocking NEWS!!!, But I am afraid I am not allowed to tell you!".... You always get really FVCKING irritated at those people becaus WHY IN FVCK SAKE'S DID THEY BRING IT UP IF THEY WERE NOT GONNA EXPLAIN IT...Irritating....

I certainly would never post something on these threads & then decide to keep it a secret when asked for an explanation....this completely defeats the purpose of what we are trying to do with this forum...Oh Well...

Borat...Let's keep Bumping this Post to the Top Until we get some kind of Explanation...

Lurker...since you are also a 97% winner, how about Sharing with us?

 

[Fishhead]

SS- Feel free to email me at Strutnut@aol.com

 

[Fishhead]

SS- By the way, I have explained this many times in the past in these forums.

By the way, I do not seriously think I owe it to anybody to release personal information about myself.

If I tell you that I have a great looking girlfriend, I would leave it at that and I care not to discuss are private sexual life. Same here......

 

[sickgambler]

Long run winner??? Maybe.. I can buy it..

But 97% of the time he walks into a casino and he wins?... now that's crap.. NO FREAKIN WAY is that accurate, and I am willing to put up any sort of cash that this is bullshit..

Fish has always been the type of guy to exaggerate...

Come on Fishy, 97% of the time. Like I said many times, NO WAY.. yes, you can come up ahead after a long period of playing, BUT to say you win 97% of the time you walk into a casino, win, then walk out??

This is something that IMO is not worth the time to do. To have to sit there and feed a machine with quarters for hours upon hours is just not worth it. Why sit there for 12 hrs a day, inhale smoke from the old geezers to clear 80 a day for? Why not get a job instead? Plus, why spend 100 hrs a week in a casino to make little money when you can be home betting and making way more. Being at a casino is time lost in my opinion, and even fish knows this or else he'd be there all the time instead of being here.

 

[Fishhead]

SICK-
Again, the golden age of SLOT playing is over.

There were times in the past one could walk into a casino, knowingly know they were going to spend less than 30 minutes there, and be gauranteed making minimum $200.......then go get a nice $100 gourmet meal comped.

VIDEO POKER is the game you grind out the profits..........not slots.

 

[SportSavant]

Fish, I have only been here for a few months so I probably missed it...I didnt mean to get my panties all tied into a knot...

you are absolutely right, you do not owe anything to anyone...

you do respect however that it is a shocking statement so is bound to generate interest aswell as skepticism....

I have always known you to be truthful in your posts....

Am sure this is true aswell however shocking it may seem...

If I posted here that I had a 80% Handicapping system in NFL, of course people would ask me what it was, If I was very vague, of course I would get some slack aswell, so hopefully you can respect & understand this...

thanks.

 

[Fishhead]

Understand 100% completely!!

 

[BoratSagdiyev]

Actually as a paid moderator you do owe us fish.Cmon tell. email me at least.

 

[SportSavant]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> SICK-
Again, the golden age of SLOT playing is over. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Fish, does this mean the 'Golden Number' of 97% is also over?

 

[sickgambler]

i NEVER even mentioned the word slot.. All I know is NO WAY can anyone walk into a casino and win at anything in 97% of the times they enter the place..

Fish has yet to admit that this statement he made is not true.. He won't admit to it..

Even Billy Walters, who has a approx 12% advantage in sports probably has 57 winning days out of 100, and 43 losing days. And Fish's advantage is barely 1%...

 

[SportSavant]

malade,

on devrais parlez un petit peu en francais ici ey ca vas rendre le poisson fou parce que il ne serrait pas ce quon dit?