I remember I went to a chinese restaraunt a long while back with the fam and these two rednecks were pissing in the parking lot together. It's a slightly uphill parking lot. So the piss is running down the pavement. We caught the unfortunate sight of it and then my mom starts to giggle at them and then we all did. And they took offense to it and said some things like "What man, I gotta take a piss!" to us while we were making our way in. It made us laugh more. And they have their hands on their dicks to finish off taking their piss.Every goddamn day...
On a side note, I saw some Puerto Ricans piss in a garbage can at a bar. Fuckin cholos.
The funny thing is the door to the establishment was probably 15-20 feet behind them and the restroom is just to the right, I mean its almost completely visable as soon as you walk in. And it's kept up, It's not bad. It's not crowded or anything.
Freaking hicks.