Do you disclose masturbation

[shdw01]

I'd rather divorce than even deal with an unwilling partner, but then again I am in CR so I would just go for a $20 hooker and jerk off inside her and avoid all the paper work.

CR sounds like a good dream

 

[Dante]

:WTF:I saw that cat the other day when I was errrrrr:monsters-

 

[goodcall]

What is this "masturbation"? It seems to be all the rage.

 

[5teamparlay]

does everyone's wife here sleep naked.....there is no fucking way i could sneak my spit-lubed **** in her while sleeping, she wouldn't sleep though the undressing....if you guys can do this, you will become rx ninjas

IF PASSES OUT PISS DRUNK SHE IS FAIR GAME.

This is a whole new thread though IMO.

 

[RupertPupkin]

there should be an option , Have you been caught by your girlfriend or wife .....

 

[Rawpimple]

I love the guys that vehemently deny that they masturbate. They get all upset about it and deny it till the cows come home. However every dude masterbates.

 

[NES]

I love the guys that vehemently deny that they masturbate. They get all upset about it and deny it till the cows come home. However every dude masterbates.

I wouldnt say I vehemently deny it but I do not masturbate, although I have plenty of times in the past and probably will in the future. I have maybe stroked it three times in the last two years(unless you count helping out my wife when her mouth gets tired). On the other hand if my only other option was to bang nasty vampire bitches I would probably stroke it alot more.