Do you believe in bible prophecy?

[Willie99]

I really don't worry about it one way or another. Not something that is in my control.

Simple wisdom to live by.

If a problem can be solved, there is nothing to worry about. If it can't be solved, worrying will do no good. (unknown)

Solve problems you can solve, but worrying about stuff is only a waste of time.

 

[Willie99]

THE MOST AND THE GREATEST

The most destructive habit............Worry
The greates joy.............................Giving
The greatest loss.............Loss of respect
The most dangerous parishioner....A gossiper
The world's most incredible computer.....The Brain
The worst thing to be without..........Hope
The most satisfying work......Helping others
The ugliest personality trait........Selfishness
The most endangered species....Dedicated leaders
The deadliest weapon................The tongue
The most power-filled words..........."I Can"
The greatest asset..............................Faith
The greatest natural resource.....Our youth
The greatest "shot in the arm"...Encouragement
The greatest problem to overcome......Fear
The most worthless emotion........Self-pity
The most beautiful attire.................SMILE!
The most prized possession ........Integrity
The most crippling failure disease...Excuses
The most powerful force in life..........LOVE!
The most contagious spirit.......Enthusiasm

ope:

 

[cussin'it]

That's nice Wull, thanks for sharing it.

A song sometimes best sums it up:

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http://www.lyricsfreak.com/p/poison/something+to+believe+in_20109933.html


SoumiSoumi

 

[fletchisrhsm]

Once upon a time

there was a God who created the Earth and then created a man (first of course). Then later created a woman.

Then God told them not to eat from a certain tree or they would learn how to reproduce. And of course they did eat from that tree and then they began to fuck like bunnies and soon there were many incesteous babies and then those babies got a little older and started fucking like bunnies and pretty soon there was a whole bunch of people.

Then God told them all, "Don't piss me off or else"

And of course they pissed Him off, because for some reason this God had a short temper.

So then this God showed them.

He murdered every single man, woman and child on the planet except for eight.

And not with any quick lightning bolts or exploding aneurysms.

No, I'm talking DROWNING....a rather painful, hideous way to die that is like five, ten minutes of torturous gasping and trying to stay afloat before your arms get tired.

Or for the babies and small children, probably about 30-40 seconds and then they're under and gone.

SO AFTER after that God gave a fresh warning to those Lucky Eight, "Don't piss me off. Fear me. Fear God"

And this time they were pretty easily convinced.

So they and their descendants spent the next several thousand years Fearing God really good.

Then Jesus came and told them, "All good, don't fear God anymore. Just accept my Word that you have eternal life and that all your sins are forgiven for all eternity."

And those who accepted that Word lived happily ever after. Even the ones who accepted the Word without ever having heard of Jesus since the Word applies equally to all mankind and no ever need fear ever again that they might piss God off and then have him come down and murder them and all their family members.

The End

First he created the Planet then the universe then the sun...then man. To not put that correct order does the bible injustice, on the total lack of logic behind it. Oh wait....have faith. And the sheep all scream:


baaaaaaaaaaaa


:missingte

 

[fletchisrhsm]

Cuss?????

I love you brother....

But...

Poison?

You should be flogged/caned for that monstrosity!

 

[JudgeWapner]

THE MOST AND THE GREATEST

The most destructive habit............Worry
The greates joy.............................Giving
The greatest loss.............Loss of respect
The most dangerous parishioner....A gossiper
The world's most incredible computer.....The Brain
The worst thing to be without..........Hope
The most satisfying work......Helping others
The ugliest personality trait........Selfishness
The most endangered species....Dedicated leaders
The deadliest weapon................The tongue
The most power-filled words..........."I Can"
The greatest asset..............................Faith
The greatest natural resource.....Our youth
The greatest "shot in the arm"...Encouragement
The greatest problem to overcome......Fear
The most worthless emotion........Self-pity
The most beautiful attire.................SMILE!
The most prized possession ........Integrity
The most crippling failure disease...Excuses
The most powerful force in life..........LOVE!
The most contagious spirit.......Enthusiasm

ope:

I like it Willie. Where's that from?

 

[barman]

Fletch, that song can't be all bad...I see from the vid it was #4 on the Skull Krusher List at least one night

 

[cussin'it]

Cuss?????

I love you brother....

But...

Poison?

You should be flogged/caned for that monstrosity!

Guess you never took a chick to a Poison concert...lol talk about "unskinny bop" afterward :hump: ....

I'm a child of 80's hair metal bro (though Rush is my top dog...the band, not the slimeball). Gotta admit, it's a catchy tune and the lyrics are good.

ope:

:toast:

 

[fletchisrhsm]

Guess you never took a chick to a Poison concert...lol talk about "unskinny bop" afterward

:drink: ope:

 

[fletchisrhsm]

Fletch, that song can't be all bad...I see from the vid it was #4 on the Skull Krusher List at least one night

Skull Krusher? :think2: :missingte

 

[skoda]

Why aren't these Bible Prophets mentioning anything about Pope Joan the 1st Female Pope, which has already come to pass? Read about?

When you go to Church next time instead of putting money in the basket take it out......... send it to me