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live here in md and have heard it on radio and just heard it on t.v. local.
the acc off player of the year will be back.
not play like he did last year.
he has to work his way back into playing shape.
whith him last year avg about 210 yards on the
ground.
this year avg around 90 whith out him.
it will make some difference but this team is not no where the team they where last year.


Thank You Dennis

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Hamneggs- Voted America's Sharpest Player 9 years in a row...

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rookie.
if u have that prolemb alot.
the greek.com
in two years never had a prolemb geting on the site.
also the plays are graded quick.
also great cust service.

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Hamneggs- Voted America's Sharpest Player 9 years in a row...

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no kid dont notice that.
sometimes it works and sometimes it will not.
every notice in the first game of a home stand after a team has been on a road trip.
they seem to loose games they are fav to win alot.
like i think oakland on monday night had just got back from a trip.
keep a eye on it.
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Hamneggs- Voted America's Sharpest Player 9 years in a row...

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BET BIG FAST OR BET SMALL AT BLACKJACK IM A GOOD PLAYER AND WIN WHEN I BET SMALLER.
BUT WHEN I TRY TO WIN WHEN PLAYING BIGGER IT DOES NOT HAPPEND MOST OF THE TIME.
I TRY TO LET THE CARDS COME TO ME BUT WHEN I SIT DOWN ATA A TABLE AND BET BIGGER GOOD THINGS DO NOT HAPPEND. AND I PLAY THE SAME WAY.WHAT UU THINK?

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Hamneggs- Voted America's Sharpest Player 9 years in a row...

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jim the time has come u picks for this weekend now

jim heard u had sms last night.
o.k lets see them bum.
so if u can go 0-5 in the madman to get to 1-14-1

 

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tcu-2-
houston+4 might win stright up. top play
under phily 185
alanta+10
ov ala 183
ov dallas 200-
ov phoneix 179-
good luck to all.
and very small first week or so.




TWO TOUGH BEATS EARLY IN HOOPS.
GET THEM OUT OF THE WAY NOW WHEN BETING SMALLER.
NEXT WEEK TIME TO RAISE THE $$$
A 2-0 HOCKEY NIGHT WILL HELP.
HAD BOSTON AND CARALINA BOTH SMALL.
LOK LIKE TCU WILL OME IN EASY.
ONE LATE LEFT.
C-YA ALL ON THUR

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Hamneggs- Voted America's Sharpest Player 9 years in a row...

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Telling it, like it is ...
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FROG ME AND HW GET SOME THEN THE REST GOES TO THE SITE.
IM SURE THEY WILL PUT THE REST INTO THE SITE.
AND MAYBE HAVE A CONTEST OR TWO DURING FOOTBALL.
BUT I KNOW SUNNY DOES NOT LIKE TO HAVE CONTEST.
BUT I HOPE HE DECIED TO HAVE A FEW DURING FOOTBALL.
I WHOULD LOVE TO SEE A COLL FOOTBALL AND NFL CONTEST HERE?
EVEN IF THERE IS NO PRIZE IT IS GOOD FOR THE SITE.
PEOPLE LIKE ME LOVE A CHALLANGE FROM OTHERS.
I THINK CONTEST ARE GREAT.BUT THIS IS SONNY SITE.
SO WHAT HE SAYS GOES.HIS WAY OR THE HIGHWAY!


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Hamneggs- Voted America's Sharpest Player 9 years in a row...

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u guys missed my post on thur at e.e.
u guys are something else.

 

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You missed yet another fade from your friend Jim across the street. Are you banned there? I never see you show up in his threads there. I like both of you guys. You both crack me up in different ways. I didn't know much about Jim until I heard of you. But I have seen his last eight or nine picks and he has won one of them. I wish I had believed you sooner.

 

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Dennis. Good job. 4-0. You should post your plays in the Rubber Room. We appreciate you here.


thur plays
real small first wek or so
wash-1-
under 190
col st pick
under 56

 

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alt where do he post banned no im not anywhere.
by name is not jim.
he is 0-9-1 last 10 on his top plays.
o.k i will post them here for u.

 

Here is Breakfast asking dennistheman to the NFL Chalenge
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Hamneggs vs. dennistheman Head 2 Head NFL Challenge...c'mon out dennis, you woman...
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This is the long awaited Challenge that will settle whether "the man" can rise to a Hamneggs Challenge.

Dennis- wherever you are..ask your boyfriend if you can get off your knees and come to the computer and accept this challenge.

You have been challenged by HAMNEGGS, the sharpest and most respected handicapper in the Offshore World.

Do you accept, you little scrawny bum?

Hamneggs- Still considered among the top 3 most respected and feared handicappers in the Offshore World...

And our Buddy Dennis accepting the Challenge..

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u want some of me asshole.
take u kneepads of and get the lube out boy.
because im gona do u real good.
or do u want it dry u fag?
respecct is something that is earned not given.lets do it this way.
make it all sports just like we where beting.
the true way to find out who the best is.
and this cant be short term thing.
lets make it till end of coll hoops.
start monday 20 plays a week.
all plays 1 and 2 units.
whith a max of 10 of those plaays 2 unit plays.
that awaaaaw when u fall baack u cant bet all 2 unit plays.
what u say boy?

And to top it off, Dennis talks some Smack to Hammy..
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pamy will come up whith some b.s.
he will try to talk his way out of it.
and we will have to take the opeing odds from a site.
that away its fair.
no one or either one of us can post lines.
pamy get the bone out of u mouth and speak up chump.


Let the games begin Guys..

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Dennis on yesterday's Knick's-Sixers game.

anybody watching phily game on espn
wow if phily goes down thier own shelfs to blame.
they haave gave n.y. foul shots last 5 or 6 times down.
nicks dont shot well.
and also givein a knicks team whith a short bench all game a chance to chath thier breath.
looksa like phily might hold for the win.
but some stupid ball and stupid reach in fouls.

 

or Altcie as Dennis would say. Dennis would make an excellennt caller commentator. Eric Dickerson made it on ABC for a while, I am sure Dennis would be much better than Eric.


lmfao

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north a ?
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have posted a few plays in the contest so far.
dont see my name under the scoreing.
do u have to be in from the start of the year?
or post up?
made the playsa this week.
thanks

 

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(PEEP,SICK GAMBLER,UNCLE BUTTERNUTS WHOS NEXT DENNIS)
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SHRINK CONGRATULATIONS YOU HAVE MADE A JOKE OUT OF THE OFFSHORE FORUMS.LOOK AT YOUR STAFF AND TELL ME IF YOU DONT HAVE A BUNCH OF JERK OFFS WORKING FOR YOU.HERE GOES PEEP,DANTE,SICK GAMBLER,UNCLE BUTTERNUTS,WHO THE F-CK IS NEXT (DENNIS THE DUNCE)SHRINK THERE LAUGHING AT YOU ACROSS THE STREET ARE YOU RUNNING A POPULARITY CONTEST HERE AT THE RX OR A SPORTS FORUM.I LOVE WATCHING ALL THE GIRLS BICKERING HOW COME BUTTERNUTS GOT THE MODERATOR JOB I HAVE BEEN HERE LONGER WELL MY FRIEND YOU DONT KISS SHRINKS ARSE ENOUGH AND TELL HIM YOU WONT POST ACROSS THE STREET ANYMORE THE SHRINK IS AN EASY TARGET FOR THESE FRAUDS.I LIKED THE BOYS A LOT BETTER BEFORE THEY BECAME MANAGEMENT HAVE YOU NOTICED HOW NICE A GUY SICK GAMBLER HAS BECOME HE HAS CHANGED AND HOW ABOUT BUTTERNUTS SHRINK TELLS HIM TO BACK OFF WITH THE PICTURES AND HE HAS STOPPED.SHRINK I DONT KNOW WHEN THIS WILL END BUT YOU CANT LET EVERYBODY BE MODERATORS YOUR FORUM IS BECOMING A COMPLETE JOKE.SHRINK I JUST HAPPEN TO HAVE DENNIS THE MANS RESUME HE WANTS TO APPLY FOR YOUR FORUM MODERATORS POSITION.THIS INFORMATION WAS PROVIDED BY COOL HAND JIM A CONCERNED MEMBER.HERES DENNIS

SHRINK I HAV BEEN POSTIN OFSHORE FOR 5 YEAR NOW
I KNOW B-TOWN BUM HE SAY I GOOD HANDYCAPER I WAN A JOB AT THE PREC AH FUK IT THE RX IT EASY TO SPEL
IF U HIRE ME I WORK HARD FUR U ASK SUNY AT EVERY EDJE HE TELL U ABOUT ME.SO SHRINK DO U THINK MABE I GET DA JOB I WILL BANNED B-TOWN BUM FOR U
THAN SHRINKS U GOODE FREND (DENNIS DA MAN)

WHAT THE F-CK IF THEY ARE GOING TO HIRE SICK GAMBLER AND BUTTERNUTS DENNIS WHY NOT YOU I THINK YOU WOULD BE A WONDERFULL ADDITION AND YOU WILL PROBABLY BE THE SMARTEST GUY ON THE STAFF WE WILL MAKE YOU THE HEAD WRITER.

 

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always fade the b-town-bum .
jim u can run but u can not hide.


BOYS I WANT TO APOLOGIZE TO YOU (DENNIS THE MAN) IS A PATIENT OF MINE I HAVE HIM ON 2000 MG. OF PROZAC HE IS FULL OF PERCOSETT DENNIS HAS A LOT OF ISSUES AND HE HAS BEEN STALKING ME FROM FORUM TO FORUM.I AM TRYING TO GET HIM COMMITTED TO A STATE INSTITUTION BUT HIS PARENTS HAVE A LOT OF DOUGH AND THERE TRYING TO KEEP HIM AT HOME IN THE CELLAR AWAY FROM SOCIETY.RUSSY I HAVE TALKED TO HIS FAMILY AND THEY HAVE ASSURED ME HE WONT BE ALLOWED IN MAJOR WAGER AGAIN THIS KID IS A (DENNACE THE MENACE TO SOCIETY) WE HAVE DENNIS SADATED RIGHT NOW SO REST ASSURED MAJOR WAGER WE WONT HEAR FROM HIM ANYTIME SOON.OF ALL THE PEOPLE TO BE STALKED BY ONLINE I HAVE TO GET DENNIS THE MAN WHY COULDNT I GET PAMELA ANDERSON MAN EVERYBODY IS AGAINST ME.

BET ALL YOU WANT TONIGHT ON THE MINNY T-WOLVES DID SOMEBODY SAY THE WIZARDS HAVE (MICHAEL WHO)ENJOY

 

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jim u had g.b on u madman contest.
where everyone take note jim was 0-5 two weeks ago.
and this week he was 2-2-1 whith a win on green bay.
jim payed to get in this contest.
he cant come even close to beating thge book.
maybe u should try the track jim.
always fade jim the b-town-bum
also always play at the book jim plays at so u can get payed.

 

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Topic: b-town-bum on a nice 0-9-1 roll jim why the tie?

well a tie is good when u are 0-9
thanks jim keep up the good work.

WELL BOYS I HAVE EATEN MY LAST DONUT I AM STILL IN STRIKING POSITION AND I LOVE THIS WEEKS CARD.ANYBODY WHO DOESNT FOLLOW MY PLAYS THIS WEEKEND IS A FOOL NEVER MIND YOU DENNIS YOUR ALREADY A FOOL.BOYS DONT FEEL THE NEED TO DEFEND ME AGAINST DENNIS HE IS STALKING ME ONLINE BUT I KNOW THE KID IS BRAINDEAD AND IF I EVER MEET HIM I AM GOING TO HAVE TO KICKS HIS ARSE.BOYS YOU SEE WHEN DENNIS WAS GROWING UP HE WAS VERY POOR AND HE WAS A WHINER JUST LIKE HE IS TODAY WELL ANYWAY HIS MOTHER USED TO PEEL THE (LEAD PAINT OFF THE WALLS AND CALL IT CORN FLAKES AND DENNIS LOVED HER CORN FLAKES BACK THEN WE DIDNT KNOW THE AFFECTS OF LEAD PAINT NOW WE DO AND DENNIS IS THE POSTER BOY FOR LEAD PAINT DISEASE.IT AFFECTS YOUR BRAIN AND MAKES YOU SAY STUPID THINGS AND MIS SPELL WORDS SO IN DENNIS LANGUAGE I WILL GIVE YOU TODAYS PLAY.HERE GOES BOYS.
WHY DONT U GO AX THE OLD BAG FOR SOM MONY YOU BUM AN GO BET IT ON NU ENGLAN TODAY YOU SUCK AND YOU DON KNOW PETR GAMONS U LY U WIFE EVEN THINK U SUCK U B-TOWN BUM

TRANSLATION BET ALL YOU WANT TODAY ON NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS DREW BOZO WILL SHOW HIS TRUE COLORS TODAY THE PATS IN A ROMP.WE GET IT ALL,WE GET IT ALL I GRIN WHEN I WIN


jim i love u picks.
they make me $$$
no time for u todayn bum.

I HOPE YOU WERE SMART ENOUGH DENNIS THE DUNCE TODAY AND LISTENED TO YOUR OLD BUDDY FROM SOUTH BOSTON MAN ORGANIZED CRIME TOOK A BEATING TODAY EVERYBODY I KNOW BET THE PATRIOTS,BOYS I HAVE PUT AWAY THE PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY I WILL BE FEASTING ON LOBSTER AT LEGAL SEAFOODS AGAIN THANKS TO TOM BRADY.
WE GOT IT ALL,WE GOT IT ALL I GRIN WHEN I WIN