So... basically... you are saying that it is not funny because she's not actually injured? Not only are you failing at the internets, you're a bit fucked in the head.
What would make you think he is not black? Blacks were slaves in more than just the US.
So hes hispanic, which isnt a race but simply denotes from a spanish speaking country, and his fore fathers were slaves brought onto the spanish colonized island of Santo Domingo.