Dad blew my whole bankroll at PP

[919]

Is your dad mentally challenged?

 

[Kornholio]

Guys like your dad keep the free money out there levi. cant even find a way to win with a huge mathmatecal advantage...all those bonus's

This thread is funny but your dad may be balls deep.

 

[steaktartar]

put him in a home

 

[Kruser6]

This thread is absolutely hilarious.

Maybe because it reminds me of my dad and his gambling so much.


Some of the reasons I have heard him say he is betting a game is priceless.


"Yankees always play good on Tuesdays"

LMAO

 

[HinesWard86]

Unbelievable how stupid my dad is. He seems to like the BJ so I let him play at SIA while he clears a bonus. I get him set up and come back into the living room a couple hours later and I see him quickly shut his notebook computer. I knew this was a bad sign, because he was obviously trying to hide something. I sign into the account and he blew the $225 in there.

I told him to bet $2 a hand and follow the fucking guide I gave him. I don't know how many times i told him not to worry about losing a little bit, because it will happen, but he still tried doing the martingale bullshit. I'm trying to check the hand logs to find the $50 bets I know he made.

It's amazing how addicting gambling is and how many normal people can't think intelligently when gambling. He's got his own business but he can't even control his urge to quintuple his bets and bust out.

:lolBIG::lolBIG::lolBIG:

 

[Hookandcrook+]

He just want to make some money for his son.:missingte

 

[BigN8te]

hahahaha, dude, arey ou serious?

 

[maxdemo]

This is a hilarious thread!!!
Tell your dad to play w/ his own account or pay you up front for what he wants to play with....You be the bookie...LOL

 

[theticket_22]

my favorite part is "bankroll"....
($34)....

 

[Labeeb]

Hey, at .01/.02 that $34 goes a LONG way!

 

[BookieNemesis]

This is so fake. Still funny tho.

 

[JudgeWapner]

Break his knee caps.

 

[WVU]

let him bet erratic if he wants. Just give him more to do so the variance evens out a bit. As long as he follows your chart


It's sad, but this is the funniest thread I have read on here in a while.

Please update this thread when Dad hits A jackpot, you will at least owe him his props