Critical question for the forum

[FairWarning]

Bengals jersey is $$$.

 

[kingbill]

Find a Wayne Gretzky - st. louis blues jersey

 

[BillyWaltersJr+]

If your overweight...

Danny Fortson Seattle Sonics jersey

 

[bigplay]

Bengals jersey is $$$.

If you're trying to get laid, this is a good choice or the Ravens

 

[thekid78]

...

 

[JohnnyB]

Jersey party, eh?

Dress like this:

Spray-on tan FTW.

 

[Wynn]

Can't go wrong with this one.......Ray Lewis away Ravens

...and don't forget the matching switchblade.

 

[JakeT.]

Chad Johnson is the choice.

 

[thetout]

chad johnson and get you some gold foil and make you some teef(teeth if you are not ghetto) that should stoke the conversation fire and dont forget to riverdance. good luck on the hunt

 

[rjt721]

Broads don't give a shit what NFL jersey you're wearing to some stupid party. Your jersey choice is the least of the reasons why you will/won't get ass.

 

[patswin]

Mike Vick

 

[OccamsRazor]

OJ Simpson...

:lol::lol::missingte

Comedy gold!! and quick too, first post... fucken made the beer come out my nose.