Cremated or Buried?

[RobFunk 0]

When you are frozen...dont they sever your head off your body?

Depends on the service you get I think.

It's expensive over 6 figures I believe.

 

[Seymour 2,270]

no - when you are frozen - they thaw you and you come back to life - so no - they don't cut off your're head - and nobody better sever my shaft either

 

[whalewager 0]

Is that the deluxe service?

 

[RobFunk 0]

Cryonics sounds like a really profitable scam. Not that I condone scams, but that is how it comes across to Rob.

 

[NES 1,860]

jeuss i better redo the will.......i can only imagine what i signed up for

You dont even want to know man.

 

[NES 1,860]

nobody better sever my shaft either

Just make sure to keep that baby's nails nice and trimmed and you shouldnt have to worry about that.

(insert Jack's sketch here)

 

[kid44 0]

Donate anything they can use from me after death and then burn whats left. Dont think my liver will do anyone any good.

 

[steaktartar 0]

You dont even want to know man.

:sad3:

 

[bellyputter 1,855]

I want Railbird to spread my ashes on a paddle tennis court in Southern California.

 

[lapdance 0]

burried, I want to give the next generations a place to go and pray............

but what if a bunch of kids have a party there and pisses on you?

 

[lapdance 0]

Frozen - just in case

journey just ordered a blow torch

 

[steaktartar 0]

I want Railbird to spread my ashes on a paddle tennis court in Southern California.

wouldn't that be awesome and have jake plummer and vince van patten give eulogies

 

[5teamparlay 2,845]

is burial at sea an option? are there any other options???