I think you just uncovered the real reason Vitt went on his 2 week vacation last month.
He saw he was about to pass up willie on the average post count list and had to take a break.
Yes, in fact i do like to respond to them because... it makes me feel better to give back. It really does. It makes me feel better to know im making a difference in your life. You know, i hate to do this over an internet forum but i might as well get it over with. Im you father. WaBash, dont you wonder any longer. It was me who gave you that name WaBash because i knew you would have to be tough to get by with that name and i knew after i blew that fateful load in your mothers cavernous lovepit for the first time, i knew i couldnt stick around. When i found out you had a learning disability i sent money but i can see that was an investment that never had a chance. So, when i come back to kiss the bricks... i want you to be there. Ill but you a soda and a hotdog and you can call me daddy. We will make memories and then afterwards ill give your candy ass the beating you never got but have always yearned for, until then, be good my little Hoosier and stop wearing mommys high heels.
When I was with her she used to call it her Teeming Tunnel Of Love. I distinctly remember her screaming, "Thrash me with your throbbing thrillhammer in my teeming tunnel of love!" Anyway Wabash now that your read Pa has stepped forward this is done. I'm cutting off child support!
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