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Know what a Raspberry Swirl is? FWB No Strings - 29
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Date: 2007-05-24, 12:25AM CDT
Basics:
No Strings Sex!!! Must be disease free and have a doc’s note to prove. Or we could be very adult and get one together.
Ok. Why am I on CL? I want to be fucked the way I was not being fucked in my last relationship. Also, I do not want the emotional investment needed for a successful long term relationship. For me, Sex is a spiritual experience.
Who am I:
Single
White
Female
(Not like the movie).
29 years of age. 5'9 and 205 pounds. Yes, a little fat. Not obese (I would also be interested in someone who needs to lose a couple pounds, so we can start together)
You:
Intelligent.
Prefer landlines to cell phones, even if all you have is a cell.
Nice to others.
Nice to small animals (like both dogs and cats).
Nice to me.
Like kids.
Like some TV, but do not always end your day with it. If you have cable and Tivo, you probably watch too much tv.
Not obsessed with money.
Like oddball movies and want the underdog to prevail. Perhaps you are the underdog.
Interested in other cultures.
Have a diverse group of friends.
Not a homophobe.
Me:
I am an academic. An artist. I am a writer. A performer.
I am a nerd. I like nerdy stuff. I like non-traditional stuff.
Christian, Pagan, Catholic, Witch. I am a contradiction. Ok. Get over it. I believe in the Jesus that hung out with the sinners, not the boys in the White House.
I am into smoke, 419+1. So bonus points for you have some.
Mostly listen to older music and not in touch with new music. Some is probably good, but alot of it crap.
Like to break rules. Very liberal. No, not liberal like, "Cool I am gonna buy a hybrid", but liberal like, "Cool, when does the revolution start".
So...yuppies, hipsters, north shore boys (yes Evanston counts) fashionistas NEED NOT APPLY (unless of course you are the exception to the rule).
Sex
1. Cunnilingus:
I like oral sex performed on me. Men who are experts, COOL. Men who are not, but willing to do as I say, do some internet research, and really get into it, COOL. I am a woman. I smell like *****. If you are afraid of the smell of *****, go back to fucking junior high. I like a man who likes to have my scent all over his face. I like to kiss a man before, during and after he has gone down on me.
2. Fellatio:
I like giving oral sex. I like licking a man's balls and having his dick between my lips. Sorry for the guys who believe a woman should swallow, or for those who believe it means I have a strong desire for the act and for you, but I do not like a man to cum in my mouth deep throat style because I tend to gag (and that’s not pretty). A little cum in the mouth with some warning is cool, especially more erotic if you kiss me immediately afterward. I actually kind of dig that and if you have tasted your own cum, good for you. That’s my kind of guy. The one not afraid of bodily fluids.
3. Annilingus:
I like licking ass, interspersed while licking your balls and dick. I like having my ass licked, especially while interspersed while having my ***** licked. A good bath or shower is essential here, with triple scrubbing required. I don’t like to smell your ass while I am licking it. Sorry, not that kinky. But licking ass, wow, damn that is some good stuff especially when you fuck me from behind or in my ass (see below).
4. Anal Sex:
Usually, I need a couple drinks or be really stoned to enjoy being fucked in my ass. I need a lot of lube and a lot of licking (both my ***** and my ass). I like to play with my self and get myself off while you pound me from behind. Condom required.
5. Missionary:
Like it, but position matters here. My legs on your shoulders, Heaven.
6. Doggy Style:
Yum. Yum. Yum. Especially if you can talk dirty to me while doing it.
7. Sideways:
Interesting. Like it, but you have to have a long cock for this to work.
8. Woman On Top:
This feels oh so good. I like to fuck you and let you relax for a bit. Pulling my hair and pinching my nipples always a good thing while I am thrusting away.
If you have issues fucking a woman while she is menstruating, I am not your girl. If you have ever been interested in exploring a raspberry swirl (google if you don’t know what this is), well damn, I might marry you. If you have ever gone down on a woman who has had a tampon in, that works too.
I am pretty open sexually. If you wanna try something, cool. But with that comes you trying new things as well. Although I am a feminist, I still like a man who is a freak with a big cock. Best sex I have ever had was with an ex in the army. Mr. High and Tight I called him-because of his haircut and cock. Although I am very liberal, servicemen are welcome, because well, you boys know how to fuck. We may disagree on the war, but damn we can sure see eye to eye on sex.
Please be able to host. Must live in the city. NO BURBS!!! Respond with a picture and a detailed description. No pic, No narrative, You are probably another CL freak who has no life. I spent the time here to outline what I want, I think I deserve a little bit more than a cock shot and “You like?”.<table summary="craigslist hosted images"> <tbody><tr><td align="center">
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