"Hello, this is the 5th Precinct here in Raleigh. How may I help you?
"Yeah, I knowguy he use drugs and he talk about it so you need to go rest him!"
"Slow down, sir.....you sound like a drunk Asian woman. Speak more clearly. What is your name, ma'am?"
"I not give u my reel name but betters at are rex forum call me carol--- oh wait I change name to see kid becuz I shamed bout my old record"
"So your name is Carol?
"No! It see kid!! I drive Ray Lewis to airport!"
"Ma'am, have you been drinking?"
"No....I in my taxi i play tennis w yung hokers"
"Please don't call here again. This is a police line"
"You need to buss this guy....he in florida...i no where he live!!"
"We don't do business in Florida.....do not call here again"
"chop a puzzy too...wait i have SIP.......9************!!!"