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Lions are pussies. My friend went to Africa shit load of times for research and said lions fucken run away half the time. Its the elephants that should scare you the fuck out of you.

I'm 180 (all muscles) and 5'11, that snake would still kick my ass

Do you get back in the plane ?

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Elephants kill 10X more people in Africa then Lions do

( so Ive heard ... )

I think hippos kill more. Mosquito is probably even worse, but for big animals hippos are badass.

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Hippos are among the most irascible creatures on the continent. While they are typically content to sleep away the day on the shore of a river or in the shallows, when alarmed they are quick to show their hostile side. Hippos are reputed to cause more human deaths than any other large animal in Africa (though some claim the cape buffalo holds this honor).
Although an adult hippo has no natural predators, it quickly retreats to the safety of the deep water when it encounters the unexpected, such as a canoe coming around the bend. Most human deaths occur when the unlucky victim finds himself between a startled hippo and the deep water. Females with young are especially dangerous.
Despite their huge teeth and aggressive nature, hippos are strictly grazers (grass eaters). They leave the water at night and travel up to six miles along well-worn paths in search of grass.
One of the best places to encounter hippos is along the Zambezi River between Zambia and Zimbabwe. A group of us did a three-day canoe safari on the Zambezi in the area of Mana Pools National Park on the Zimbabwe side and Lower Zambezi National Park on the Zambia side. At night, we stayed in well-appointed camps along the river in Zambia. By day, we drifted leisurely down the great river. Along the way, we saw a great many crocodiles and quite a few elephants on the river banks. But the highlight for me was seeing all the hippos.
Our guide was careful to keep us out of trouble. The recommended procedure – which seems to be accepted by the hippos – is to rap on the side of the canoe with the paddle whenever we approached a pod of hippos or came around a blind corner. This gave the hippos a chance to move to the deeper water where they felt safe and could regard us from a comfortable distance. During one tense moment, we came around a bend without the customary warning and scared two hippos and a large crocodile into the water beneath our canoes. One could easily imagine one of the hippos accidentally (or in a rage) tipping over the canoe and leaving us to the mercy of the crocodile. As you might have guessed by now, however, I didn't get eaten.
Another area full of hippos is The Selous in southern Tanzania (a little visited park, but one of my favorites).
While in Africa, I heard several versions of an old folk tale about the hippo. To read the short tale in a pop-up window, click here
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Your totally right Doug , It was the Hippo , not the Elephant ...They are mean , nasty , and unpredictable .... Check out this excerpt from an article I was reading on the web ...

Hippos defecate copious amounts into the rivers and ponds in which they wallow all day and also partake of a charming ritual described by hippo experts as "dung showering." They blow crap mixed with urine all over the place to humiliate their hippo rivals and inferiors and mark the territory around their watering hole, swishing their little tails to be sure to get plenty of coverage at nose level. Cecil described this hippo habit in his diatribe against spraying cats in www.straightdope.com/classics/a1_011.html: "The hippopotamus, for instance, is said to mark jungle trails by excreting a lethal mixture of urine and feces while twirling its tail like a propeller. This may explain the historically sluggish market for pet hippopotamuses."

Now that is some nasty shit ( litterally )
 

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Interesting how the snake just seems to relax until the goat stops moving.
 

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I think hippos kill more. Mosquito is probably even worse, but for big animals hippos are badass.
Probably? They kill like a million a year. Looking at just the regular animals, hippos kill the most I believe.
 

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And then we have a snake that just ate a baby hippo.
 

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Elephant is the king of land animals. Lions have been known to attack and kill them, but generally they won't mess either the elephants.

I'm 180 (all muscles) and 5'11, that snake would still kick my ass

That's because you are unarmed and probably untrained. A human with training and a blade would be at least a match for any land predator. Only reason why most of us are 'prey' is because of fear and lack of training/experience.
 

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That's because you are unarmed and probably untrained. A human with training and a blade would be at least a match for any land predator. Only reason why most of us are 'prey' is because of fear and lack of training/experience.


Unless, I'm a Ninja with shiruken's or strapped like Dutch from Predator I aint fucken with no types of wild animals no matter how trained I am. Yes, I am a *****. But you are what you eat so I dont feel too bad :banger:
 

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I aint fucken with no types of wild animals no matter how trained I am

Don't feel too bad, humans in general are scared of getting hurt and dying so fear controls us. You're not going to find many people willing to risk their life just to prove that we can compete ;)
 

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Lion vs. buffalo vs. croc.
 

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