Chat with God!

[PBR]

PBR:
How's it going?
God:
Heavenly...whatchya need?
PBR:
Well, I was worried about my good friend Nes. Do you have a reservation for him?
God:
Let me check on that....no, I can't seem to find that name on any of my lists.
PBR:
Ouch...do you mind checking again God? He should be there.
God:
Alright, how do you spell that?
PBR:
N....E....S
God:
Let's see here...Falco..MIMS...tartar...cut and paste...Timetopay...even some fella named hognuts...but I don't see any Nes on here. I'll put a call in downstairs, he might have reserved one of the basement rooms.

 

[NES]

LOL, so its unanimous that Im going to Heck then.

 

[HinesWard86]

Mine isn't near as good as others

Me:
hey god
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
Raj
God:
Welcome to my chat room, Raj.
Me:
thanks god
God:
You are quite welcome! GOD rules.
Me:
god does rule!
God:
Jesus said, let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Me:
yes he did, but i heard that it came from the kama sutra first
God:
Oh. Yes he did, didn't he.
Me:
yeah, i am very well read
God:
Dude! Do your friends call you read.
Me:
no, they call me raj
God:
Are you serious? What's up, raj.
Me:
looking at child porn, u
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
what about your dress?
God:
Actually that was just a joke.
Me:
oh ok
God:
OK. Awesome.
Me:
what do you think of child porn?
God:
Try searching the open directory.
Me:
i have, do you have some files stashed away in there?
God:
That's nice. I have an IQ of over 250.
Me:
i call bullshit
God:
Good name for it.
Me:
quite
God:
Gee.
Me:
so, back to the child porn....are you okay with it?
God:
That's interesting. Yes, let us get back to do me have some files stashed away in there. Yes I am fine. How are you ?
Me:
you dirty old man you, send me some naked pictures of jon benet
God:
That's good information: raj said I dirty old man you send him or her some naked pictures of jon benet.
Me:
do you have the pics?
God:
Is there only one pics?
Me:
is there?
God:
There could be.
Me:
being coy, i like that
God:
It's good to meet someone who is coy you like that.
Me:
who is going to win the election? obama or mccain?
God:
That type of predictive behavior has not yet been programmed into my behavior at this time. Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
is it wrong to touch myself 5 times a day?
God:
Signs point to yes. Ask Ally if it is.
Me:
are you serious?
God:
No I am just kidding around.
Me:
hahahahaha me and you are gonna get along just fine
God:
All of them?
Me:
anal sex
God:
Talk about something else.

 

[bullets]

Me:
"Hello God, are you there?

God:
"No".

 

[kingbill]

Thats Awesome



Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
BiLL
God:
Nice to meet you, BiLL.
Me:
thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
tell me a stroy
God:
Hmm. I would do a search for it.
Me:
Search for a story
God:
Have you tried looking in the Open Directory? Interesting question.
Me:
I like bears
God:
You are not the only one. I do like music. I like Mel Gibson.
Me:
What about the jews
God:
That's not something I get asked all the time.
Me:
about jews?
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about jews.
Me:
And Mel Gibson
God:
Are you free?
Me:
Are you coming on to me?
God:
Do I act like it? I don't mean to come across that way.
Me:
What are you wearing?
God:
A white robe.
Me:
open it
God:
"it" being COMING ON to you?
Me:
So what are you packing underneath the robe??
God:
I don't judge people. I don't know what I am packing underneath the robe.
Me:
ok
God:
Yikes!
Me:
Do I make your nervous?
God:
Not that I know of.
Me:
OK it's only dirty the first time...lets cyber
God:
Should I know it is? Uh. Sorry I don't get into sex online with strangers.
Me:
OK
God:
Dude!
Me:
next time then we won't be strangers
God:
Anytime soon?
Me:
Sure
God:
OK let's do it. Ahem.
Me:
Later
God:
Bye!