Celebrity Nudes ~ II ~

[Phaedrus]

Brazilian Women's Soccer team, 9/22

Not only am I the president of Hair Club for Men -- I'd also give my left nut for a threesome with these two ladies.

[This message was edited by Phaedrus on July 07, 2003 at 03:37 AM.]

 

[Phaedrus]

Brazilian Women's Soccer team, 10/22

Remember that blonde for future reference ... Carolina Lindel ... before it's over with, she might well be your favourite Brazilian women's soccer player.

 

[Phaedrus]

Brazilian Women's Soccer team, 11/22

What is exactly is that young woman doing back there do you suppose?

 

[Phaedrus]

Brazilian Women's Soccer team, 12/22

 

[Phaedrus]

Brazilian Women's Soccer team, 13/22

 

[Phaedrus]

Brazilian Women's Soccer team, 14/22

 

[Phaedrus]

Brazilian Women's Soccer team, 15/22

 

[Phaedrus]

Brazilian Women's Soccer team, 16/22

 

[Phaedrus]

Brazilian Women's Soccer team, 17/22

 

[Phaedrus]

Brazilian Women's Soccer team, 18/22

I used to think I was special, being born with three dicks and all. All that changed the day four perfect asses got proferred up to me in the shower down at the Y. From a titan among men to an inadequate, railbirdian schmoe in a moment.

 

[Phaedrus]

Brazilian Women's Soccer team, 19/22

Lest you be thinking of making any untoward advances, do bear in mind this young lady earns her living kicking balls, very hard.

 

[Phaedrus]

Brazilian Women's Soccer team, 20/22

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[Phaedrus]

Brazilian Women's Soccer team, 21/22

Carolina Lindel, extreme close-up. I told you she would be your favourite. But don't take it from me, take it from six-time CFL Outstanding Player of the Year Doug Flutie:

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Hi folks, Doug Flutie here. Whether it's on the field or off, it's always a good time to think about those less fortunate than yourself. My wife and I founded the Douglas Flutie Jr. Foundation for Autism to help foster ... pubic .. um, public .. uh .. Jesus Christ ... look at that sweet, slick snatch ... I hear she's dating that Hair Club guy; is that true? I'll tell you what, I am seriously thinking about a charity match between the Chargers and the Brazilian Women's Soccer Team right now, you know, for the kids. Sweet mother of nectar ...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

 

[Phaedrus]

Brazilian Women's Soccer team, 22/22

Parting is such sweet sorrow ... unless you're parting a pair of these cheeks. At any rate ...

THE END

 

[Dante]

Phad..nice set of hotties

 

[Phaedrus]

The eminently-hittable Stephanie Seymour, who I personally have always thought has one of the nicest asses in the world.

1/15

 

[Phaedrus]

Stephanie Seymour, 2/15

Note: nice ass.

 

[Phaedrus]

Stephanie Seymour, 3/15

Have I mentioned that I really admire Ms. Seymour's commitment to the empowerment of Belize's indigenous Garifunu people? No? Well, that's because I don't -- I admire her for her sexy ass.

 

[Phaedrus]

Stephanie Seymour, 4/15

 

[Phaedrus]

Stephanie Seymour, 5/15

Ooooooh, boobies ...