This is going to be the most painful thing since your freshman year in high school when your junior girlfriend with the camaro with the gold racing stripe broke your heart.
Don't you remember?
You walked out to the parking lot after practice and she was in the camaro banging the shit out of the QB.
This is going to hurt just as bad!!
Don't you remember?
You walked out to the parking lot after practice and she was in the camaro banging the shit out of the QB.
This is going to hurt just as bad!!
Remember that guys???
You thought she was THE one for you. She may have touched your penis with her inner thigh once but you still told all your buddies that she fucked your brains out. Remember how you were going to ride off into the sunset in her pretty camaro and never come back? Remember how you weren't going to have a job and she was just going to blow you all day while you drank and smoked?
Remember what it was like to have those dreams crushed? That's us again fellas.
You thought she was THE one for you. She may have touched your penis with her inner thigh once but you still told all your buddies that she fucked your brains out. Remember how you were going to ride off into the sunset in her pretty camaro and never come back? Remember how you weren't going to have a job and she was just going to blow you all day while you drank and smoked?
Remember what it was like to have those dreams crushed? That's us again fellas.
