Cast your vote for Rubber Room President

[HarryCaray]

What sports have you been wagering on since you were 6 years old?

How did you get involved in wagering on sports at such a young age?

Why did it take an additional 6 years to start betting football?

Did your father ever touch your butthole during your youth?

Are you a up or down units career wise and how much?

If you claim not to be of the square faction, are you a sharp?

Do you believe in being on the right side?

Can you lose a bet and still feel like you made the correct play?

Do you take a piss sitting down?

When did you start gambling online/offshore?

Do you have an offshore bank account?

Whats your social security number mutha fucka?

Who takes action from a 6 year old?

Are you or have you ever been attracted to men?

What is your gas mileage like?

Do you have an education, job or what do you do, gamble?

How old are you?

Do you have dental coverage on your insurance plan?

Ever been to Cedar Point in Sandusky Ohio?

Ever fuck a black chick?

What is your favorite flavor of gatorade?

-2.5 -115 or +3 +110 ?

Do you take pot?

Ever incorporate vegetables into an intimate encounter?

Ever hear of a horse out of Northville Downs named Little Honduras?

Joan Rivers, wouldjya?

:toast:

Thought you said you had work to do. :monsters-

 

[oldirtyku]

Wow... SkinsRaj has tied it up... Go Brown man Go... This is crazy...

Actually who gives a shit...

 

[gynecologist]

After reading this I can see your more fvcked up than I am..

I will answer a few of your ?'s

What sports have you been wagering on since you were 6 years old

Been betting on Horses since I was 6. Family is in business.

Why did it take an additional 6 years to start betting football?

My father wagered on football with a local, he would bet for me.
with my own money. Got interested at 12..

Are you a up or down units career wise and how much?

I am way ahead with football,horses and basketball.
Way down on Online Casinos and Baseball..

..

Can you lose a bet and still feel like you made the correct play?

Of course, with every sport except baseball I think I always
am on the right side, even if my play loses..

Are you or have you ever been attracted to men?

What's up with all these gay questions? I am completely straight

What is your gas mileage like?

I drive a Mitsubishi Eclipse

How old are you?

25

Ever fuck a black chick?

Always have wanted too. I have been with 50+ females in
my life and never have had a black girl.

What is your favorite flavor of gatorade?

Cherry

-2.5 -115 or +3 +110 ?

Depends on game and sport

Do you take pot?

No I take shits

 

[The_Man]

Drop the online casinos, shit is a scam.

Red gatorade is fruit punch, not cherry.

:modemman:

 

[SkinsRaj28]

Can we end this rubber room president thing and say me and skins run this bitch?

I dont even know what the prez of the rubber room does, and I am not sure if he does either, and I think that qualifies us both even more for the job.

do the interns have penises? roxystyle?

because if they do...it's back on. and fuck skins.

Man I was gonna agree right away when I read the first quote...but then you had to go and try to call dibs on blowjobs from shemales. Fuck that. I'll settle for divying them up.

And yes I agree...neither of us know wtf a RR president does, but it definitely qualifies us both even more. As does the herpes I distributed yesterday to some local elementary schools.

 

[SkinsRaj28]

Oh, and The Man...you definitely need to show up to the Bash now, so you and Gyno can throw down(he's already attending). Shit would be awesome. Fight Fight Fight Fight

Loser is forced to have sex with the Sexywagers_Manager.

I'm 12 years old.

 

[TTinCO]

What is this all about?? My butt kissing ass?? You must be on one..
I'd like an explanation.

You wanted me down in the RR, right? I just decided to toss a little fuel on the fire.

 

[SkinsRaj28]

You wanted me down in the RR, right? I just decided to toss a little fuel on the fire.

Snap, a mod down here mixing it up...throw those bows motherfucker.

 

[Rawpimple]

Holy shit SKINS has taken the lead. A BROWN MAN has taken the lead for President. This should be made into a fuckin movie like RUDY or some shit.

I will call it

SKINS: A TRUE BROWN UNDERDOG STORY. Now come suck his dick before he carves you up and tosses you in the freezer.
NOW PLAYING IN ALL THEATERS. RATED PG-13.

 

[Boxslayer]

Even if Skins wins, he'll be assinated in the first 24 hours because he's brown, and I'll take over.

 

[SkinsRaj28]

This is definitely some Rudy-type shit. Insanity...if I actually miraculously win this thing, I'll feel like David Palmer. Which means...

Even if Skins wins, he'll be assinated in the first 24 hours because he's brown, and I'll take over.

...you're absolutely right. Awesome.

Oh well, the HIV was gonna do me in sometime soon anyway.

j/k, I wish.

 

[RobFunk]

Nobody is good from 3 in this thread.

Gyne rimmed out, but that's it.

 

[gynecologist]

Nobody is good from 3 in this thread.

Gyne rimmed out, but that's it.

I ain't rimming anyone.. I don't do rimjobs..

 

[RobFunk]

I ain't rimming anyone.. I don't do rimjobs..

:lolBIG:

 

[Boxslayer]

This is definitely some Rudy-type shit. Insanity...if I actually miraculously win this thing, I'll feel like David Palmer. Which means...



...you're absolutely right. Awesome.

Oh well, the HIV was gonna do me in sometime soon anyway.

j/k, I wish.

I was really looking forward to telling my parents that I was president of the Rubber Room.

Now I'll have to settle for telling them I was voted #1 donor at the sperm bank. Just doesnt have the same ring to it.

 

[SkinsRaj28]

hahahaha shit, there's still a looooooong way to go. I'd be very surprised if I end up winning this thing. I still think we should scrap the whole thing, to be honest...well, I DID, till you tried calling dibs on the shemale BJs. You punkass bitch.

And hey, at least you're gonna get voted #1 for something half-decent...only thing I was ever voted #1 for was #1 most likely to never satisfy a woman sexually. Ever.

On an unrelated note, I have been unable to look at porn for the past few days(computer died, waiting on a new one to arrive, can't look at that shit on this one), and therefore have been unable to masturbate since I refuse to do it to imagination alone. This is awful. I'm seriously considering opening up that Dana Jacobsen thread and cranking one out real quick.

 

[HinesWard86]

Do we have a winner yet or are we waiting for more votes?