can you retire from wealth you accumulated playing on-line poker?

[SheriffJoe]

let me guesser, still hasn't signed up for a poker tournament

maybe it's because he can't play the game

imagine winning 7 figures when you don't even understand how to play?

should have claimed he won it playing slots, then someone like Harry Carey couldn't chew him up, spit him out and pee down his throat

Harry earned at least a couple bars of karma from that slaughter.

Guy won millions in poker tournaments but can't/won't answer simple questions about basic poker strategy. Hysterical.

"I answered the questions"

"I'll join next week"

"You join and I'll join"

"I changed my mind"

 

[vitterd]

I answered the question Harry asked and he got the answer that was correct mathematically.

never claimed to be a poker pro but I know guys who've also won a ton of money in tournaments without being professional. See, these Internet poker guys will focus on stuff that a lot other players don't find important. Some guys will use completely different styles that involve very little math. I've seen very successful players completely disregard math on certain plays, against certain players and just go with feel. Good players can pick up on patterns of other players and piece together a puzzle from current and previous hands. None of this guys like Willie or Joe will understand.

You dipshits can keep hammering away at this forever ......it's never gonna take away from the truth of what I did. You can keep trying though.

Anybody know my birthday yet?

 

[SheriffJoe]

I answered the question Harry asked and he got the answer that was correct mathematically.

never claimed to be a poker pro but I know guys who've also won a ton of money in tournaments without being professional. See, these Internet poker guys will focus on stuff that a lot other players don't find important. Some guys will use completely different styles that involve very little math. I've seen very successful players completely disregard math on certain plays, against certain players and just go with feel. Good players can pick up on patterns of other players and piece together a puzzle from current and previous hands. None of this guys like Willie or Joe will understand.

You dipshits can keep hammering away at this forever ......it's never gonna take away from the truth of what I did. You can keep trying though.

Anybody know my birthday yet?

Liar.

Your answer was the equivalent of a kid in school copying Cliff Notes for his book report.

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OK so here's the scenario.

Mid-stages of a tournament, far from the money (I'll take ICM out of it to make this easier on you)

Blinds are 500/1k with a 100 ante.
You have 22k chips (after your ante and blind) and KJo in the big blind.
It folds to the cutoff, who shoves 11k, and then it folds to you.

Question 1 (easy) - what are your immediate pot odds
Question 2 (harder) - what is the minimum equity you need to make a call +EV
Question 3 - how do you range this opponent (doesn't really matter, just make up a theoretically feasible range)
Question 4 (no cheating using pokerstove) - What is your equity vs his range

I think most players understand that if your answer to #4 is > your answer to #2 you should call. And that your answer to #4 depends on your answer to #3. But what are the answers?

Good tournament players make the mathematically correct play here, they don't only trust their gut. And they have a good idea of the answers to all 4 questions without using a calculator or any other tools, and base their decision in that math.

So which is it? Call or fold? And why?

You have 20 seconds

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poker fraud vtard's "answer":

I'm folding that hand. I still have 22 big blinds left and being a conservative player....I'm not risking half my stack while the blinds are still at 500/1k with King high.

Again though....it isn't all math in those spots anyway for me.

http://www.therxforum.com/showthread.php?t=1024876&page=6

The entire offshore forum couldn't stop laughing!

I'm STILL laughing!

 

[vitterd]

The entire offshore forum. Lmao. Typical lying con man Joe.

His is math answer was to fold and my answer was that I would fold. I explained why I fold. It's really quite simple.

His question was call or fold and why.

My answer is right there.

 

[vitterd]

The problem is....Willie wastes time at craps table and Joe doesn't ever gamble and I'm sure has played less than 50 hands of poker in his entire life. So explaining this to these two is useless. Neither of them have a clue about anything.

 

[SheriffJoe]

Sure it does. Prove you can answer it.

Obviously you were wrong when you said all poker math was simple and could be done in 20 seconds.

But if you can't even answer it now, with all the time in the world, and using whatever cheat tools you want to use - well, can you at least concede you were maybe a little wrong on the whole "poker math is easy" thing?

We'll wait until tomorrow.

See, last night you seemed content to surrender and admit that you couldn't figure it out.

Now you supposedly knew the answer in seconds.

And no, just because you said fold does not mean you got the answer right. This is math, it's like grade school, you have to show your work. You did not answer any of my 4 questions.

I could come up with some more scenarios that are a little closer (this was a pretty obvious fold), and I'm sure you would get a LOT of them wrong.

Whatever. Arguing with you is boring. Too easy.

Ass kicking. Not sure if watching the UFC or reading the RX.

 

[SheriffJoe]

If you go to the very end of the thread, vtard starts trashing Acebb daring to come meet him at borgata, which prompted this reply from CHOPTALK:

Make a post on Tuesday from the Borgata on Tuesday so the mods can trace the IP address

Predictably, this is where poker fraud vtard, the 24/7 troll, went silent and the thread died.

You can't make this shit up!

kth)(&^

 

[vitterd]

"post from the borgata". Lmao.

You our don't bet and can't possibly understand what I'm talking about. Impossible.

Did you find my bday yet? Do you even know the NBA finals is on

" You removed your birth date from profile"

 

[SheriffJoe]

So after claiming poker math was easy which could be calculated in 10 seconds, the poker fraud couldn't even answer 4 basic mathematical questions:

Question 1 (easy) - what are your immediate pot odds
Question 2 (harder) - what is the minimum equity you need to make a call +EV
Question 3 - how do you range this opponent (doesn't really matter, just make up a theoretically feasible range)
Question 4 (no cheating using pokerstove) - What is your equity vs his range

Hey Ace, come and meet me at borgata on Tuesday!

 

[Willie99]

y'know, maybe he's confusing poker with blackjack

he's sure good at taking hits and getting burned




or maybe it was monopoly, and mommy let him win

 

[Acebb]

Of course you're enjoying it. THIS is your fucking life. On this forum every day stalking AK first and now Vit. I always thought Ace was the weirdest guy here but you have him beat by a mile with your constant stalking. I've said it before, you are one sick individual.

Yes, you, a man in his 60's who followed around a 20-something lying idiot on this forum cheering him on, are completely normal. He was and is one of the biggest liars the Internet has ever seen and you were constantly clapping.

Guesser, a creature your age who posts wrestling pictures from the 80’s, completely normal.

Vittard, who lied about winning poker tournaments, lied about never having to work again, lies about being married, lies about actually betting on games, is completely normal.

You are in no position to say someone is “weird.”

 

[SheriffJoe]

y'know, maybe he's confusing poker with blackjack

he's sure good at taking hits and getting burned

or maybe it was monopoly, and mommy let him win

New poll:

Does vtard even play poker?

 

[The Guesser]

New poll:

Does vtard even play poker?

I bet he wouldn't say he had 3's over 9's if he had 2 pair, like your gay ass reported a score of 3-9; a pathetic old lady that doesn't follow sports.

 

[vitterd]

I bet he wouldn't say he had 3's over 9's if he had 2 pair, like your gay ass reported a score of 3-9; a pathetic old lady that doesn't follow sports.

Poor Joe. He makes it obvious that he doesn't gamble.

"Oakland lost 3-9"

too funny. Purple flowers is mush city.

 

[ScottL]

 

[SheriffJoe]

Poor Joe. He makes it obvious that he doesn't gamble.

"Oakland lost 3-9"

too funny. Purple flowers is mush city.

I know another poster that used the phrase "too funny" quite often.

:grandmais

 

[vitterd]

I know another poster that used the phrase "too funny" quite often.

:grandmais

Yeah, but when's my birthday. The one I removed from the profile

 

[SheriffJoe]

Yeah, but when's my birthday. The one I removed from the profile

You know you panicked and removed it immediately as soon as I dropped the hint both of you were the same age. DOH!

(Yes, the poker fraud ghost is that stupid!)

A pathological liar constantly calling me a "con man" is the highest compliment.

azzkick(&^

 

[ScottL]

I know another poster that used the phrase "too funny" quite often.

:grandmais

Yeah but he put it in thread titles and filled page1 with new threads while we slept. And he was so busy making new threads he hardly ever responded in most of his own. Too Funny

I know a poster that used :grandmais a lot. He was a flaming homo. He's in the financial forum now.

 

[SheriffJoe]

Monday plays

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