Patrick,
My Son...
Now hear this...
I would go 50k, but then you would lose your trailor house (I know I am probably going a tad high on the value of your trailor house here, but I did not want to embarrass you more)...
This will be the easiest 5k I have ever earned.
I not only got Hollywood to put up a bad number, but I got other suckers on here to bet with you into Hollywood!
I know there is nothing but a lock, however, if gamblers don't see the VALUE in getting yours truly at plus $1.40 against someone with no capping skills, then I give up!
You should stick to what you are good at, which is POSTING, nothing more, nothing less...
If this were a posting contest, I'd concede...
But we are talking now about my bloodline, and I believe I started gambling before you were ever born, chump!
I would like to begin whenever you are ready.
My wife wants a nice new dinner ring and I thank you wholeheartedly for your donation!
THE SHRINK