With the controversy swirling whether Daniel Rumsfeld died of natural causes or as folks like fpp/sbd contend, that he committed suicide while
being detained at GITMO, another as of yet undocumented rumor by an undisclosed source is circulating that Matt Gaetz's AWOL penis was found somewhere
in the GITMO area in the last few days, and that it had committed suicide by hanging itself from a tree.
The story goes that as I write this, an autopsy is being performed on the dick to see if it had actually committed suicide or that there was foul
play involved, and that it was actually murdered, and that the alleged hanging from the tree was done only so as to give the appearance
that it was suicide.
Investigators have roped off the area in the vicinity of the tree looking for clues to find out what happened and hopefully why.
It goes without saying that as soon as there is documentation of this story, it will be posted here, as well as of course further updates
if in fact Matt's penis is dead.
being detained at GITMO, another as of yet undocumented rumor by an undisclosed source is circulating that Matt Gaetz's AWOL penis was found somewhere
in the GITMO area in the last few days, and that it had committed suicide by hanging itself from a tree.
The story goes that as I write this, an autopsy is being performed on the dick to see if it had actually committed suicide or that there was foul
play involved, and that it was actually murdered, and that the alleged hanging from the tree was done only so as to give the appearance
that it was suicide.
Investigators have roped off the area in the vicinity of the tree looking for clues to find out what happened and hopefully why.
It goes without saying that as soon as there is documentation of this story, it will be posted here, as well as of course further updates
if in fact Matt's penis is dead.