Ted Knight: "You're drinking too much, Your Excellency."
Henry Wilcoxon as the Bishop: "Excellency fiddlesticks! My name's Fred, and I'm just a man, same as you are."
Knight: "You're not a man, you're a Bishop, for God's sakes!"
Wilcoxon: "There is no God."
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"Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. Well, you buy a hat like this, I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh?... Oh, it looks good on you, though."
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Bill Murray: "You got a pool over there?"
Chevy Chase: "We have a pond in the back. We have a pool and a pond. The pond would be good for you."
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"It's easy to grin when your ship comes in and you've got the stock market beat. But the man worthwhile is the man who can smile when his shorts are too tight in the seat. Ha, ha, heh, heh!"