Off the record from the editor's desk:
Sounds like 'Bama needs to play some of that "smash mouth" football out in Tennessee. It will cost Bama some teeth, and they'll get their win. Kiffy will get his teeth. Everyone's happy.
"Tebow better watch out," said Bruin QB Kevin Prince yesterday with his jaw all wired up walking around campus in his jorts.
I think the Mexicans call them chorts.
Okay, I went to UF and I had no idea that this stereotype existed. I asked my girlfriend about it though and she said she had heard of it, which was surprising. 
hno:
Look at it this way, rednecks like to wear jeans...a lot. But in Florida, it is way too hot all the time to wear full-length jeans. Somebody decided to just cut their jeans in half, and the jort was born out of necessity. Khakis/other materials constitutes unacceptable conceitedness.
Just to be clear, it is the middle-aged, local-type alumni who are jorting it up not the students.
hno:Look at it this way, rednecks like to wear jeans...a lot. But in Florida, it is way too hot all the time to wear full-length jeans. Somebody decided to just cut their jeans in half, and the jort was born out of necessity. Khakis/other materials constitutes unacceptable conceitedness.
Just to be clear, it is the middle-aged, local-type alumni who are jorting it up not the students.
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The ACRs rock jorts. ACR = Alachua County Resident.
These are the real terrific people that live in Gainesville full time, middle aged, starting a little mullet-family in the area. Gainesville wouldnt exist on the map if it weren't for UF. These people represent 5% of the Gator fan base, but because they live locally and gobble up the tickets with their local connections, they continue to get the jort some exposure. God Bless them.
These are the real terrific people that live in Gainesville full time, middle aged, starting a little mullet-family in the area. Gainesville wouldnt exist on the map if it weren't for UF. These people represent 5% of the Gator fan base, but because they live locally and gobble up the tickets with their local connections, they continue to get the jort some exposure. God Bless them.
