Boys I Am Not Proud Of My New Job

[BEANTOWNJIM]

BOYS I QUIT MY JOB LAST NIGHT IT WAS EASY CASH BUT I WAS FEELING KIND OF GUILTY I WOULD DIE IF ANYBODY EVER DID IT TO MY 25 POUND COCKER-POO NAMED (BROWNIE).BOYS WATCH OUT IF YOU OWN A DOG ITS EASY MONEY FOR DOG NAPPERS THIS IS HOW IT WORKS.

ALL I DID WAS DRIVE I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THE ACTUAL I GUESS YOU COULD CALL IT CRIME BUT THE GUYS I WORKED WITH SAID THEY WERE JUST RETURNING LOST DOGS TO THERE OWNERS.BOYS ITS A WELL THOUGHT OUT PLAN AND I WAS ONLY INVOLVED IN 4 CASES AND I RESIGNED EVEN THOUGH THE MONEY WAS GOOD.

O.K. FELLAS HERE IS HOW IT WORKED YOU DIDNT DO IT IN SOUTH BOSTON YOU DRIVE 5 OR 10 MILES OUTSIDE OF BOSTON MILTON OR BROOKLINE YOU LOOK IN PEOPLES YARDS ESPECIALLY FENCED OFF ONES.THE GUY YOUR WITH WALKS DOWN THE STREET PRETENDING TO DROP OFF THE YELLOW PAGES DOOR TO DOOR WHEN HE SEES A LITTLE DOG HE WILL LEAVE THE GATE OPEN WHEN HE LEAVES THE HOUSE MOST TIMES HE WONT EVEN DROP OFF A YELLOW PAGES HE WILL JUST UNLOCK THE GATE SO THE DOG WONT BARK.AS SOON AS HE KNOWS THE FENCE IS OPEN HE WILL DROP OFF ANOTHER BOOK NEXT DOOR WHILE I AM WAITING 50 YARDS AWAY UNTIL THE DOG LEAVES THE HOUSE.BY THE TIME THE DOG REALIZES THE GATE IS OPEN WE CAN SEE HIM RUN OUT AND FOLLOW HIM GETTING HIM IN THE TRUCK IS NO PROBLEM HE CARRIES DOG TREATS.BOYS I WILL THEN DROP THE GUY OFF AT HIS SINGLE FAMILY HOUSE WAIT A DAY OR TWO AND BANG YOU WILL SEE THE REWARD SIGNS.MOST REWARDS ARE ABOUT 2 OR 3 HUNDRED I MADE 5 HUNDRED FOR MY WEEK OR SO WORK BOYS IF YOUR LOOKING FOR EASY MONEY WITH LITTLE RISK THIS IS THE WAY TO GO.

FELLAS I AM TO NICE A GUY TO STAY IN THIS BUSINESS THE DOGS ARE WELL TAKEN CARE OF AND THE PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS SO HAPPY JUST TO SEE THERE PETS AGAIN MONEY IS NO OBJECT.I HAVE TO ADMIT IF ANYTHING HAPPENED TO MY DOG PAYING A NICKLE TO HAVE HIM BACK I WOULD DO IT IN A MINUTE.THE GUYS WHO DO THIS ACTED LIKE THEY WERE DOING YOU A FAVOR FOR FINDING YOUR DOG AND IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT ALL THEY ARE DOING IS OPENING YOUR GATE ITS NOT THERE FAULT THE DOG RUNS AWAY.ANYWAY I AM OUT OF THIS RACKET ITS A YOUNG MANS GAME HELL I AM 48 YEARS OLD I CANT BE GETTING ARRESTED FOR DOG NAPPING IT WAS JUST SOME QUICK CASH.

BOYS I AM STILL YOUR OLD PAL BEANTOWNJIM A STAND UP GUY YOU HAVE ALWAYS ADMIRED.:money8:

 

[Number_9]

BOYS I QUIT MY JOB LAST NIGHT IT WAS EASY CASH BUT I WAS FEELING KIND OF GUILTY I WOULD DIE IF ANYBODY EVER DID IT TO MY 25 POUND COCKER-POO NAMED (BROWNIE).BOYS WATCH OUT IF YOU OWN A DOG ITS EASY MONEY FOR DOG NAPPERS THIS IS HOW IT WORKS.

ALL I DID WAS DRIVE I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THE ACTUAL I GUESS YOU COULD CALL IT CRIME BUT THE GUYS I WORKED WITH SAID THEY WERE JUST RETURNING LOST DOGS TO THERE OWNERS.BOYS ITS A WELL THOUGHT OUT PLAN AND I WAS ONLY INVOLVED IN 4 CASES AND I RESIGNED EVEN THOUGH THE MONEY WAS GOOD.

O.K. FELLAS HERE IS HOW IT WORKED YOU DIDNT DO IT IN SOUTH BOSTON YOU DRIVE 5 OR 10 MILES OUTSIDE OF BOSTON MILTON OR BROOKLINE YOU LOOK IN PEOPLES YARDS ESPECIALLY FENCED OFF ONES.THE GUY YOUR WITH WALKS DOWN THE STREET PRETENDING TO DROP OFF THE YELLOW PAGES DOOR TO DOOR WHEN HE SEES A LITTLE DOG HE WILL LEAVE THE GATE OPEN WHEN HE LEAVES THE HOUSE MOST TIMES HE WONT EVEN DROP OFF A YELLOW PAGES HE WILL JUST UNLOCK THE GATE SO THE DOG WONT BARK.AS SOON AS HE KNOWS THE FENCE IS OPEN HE WILL DROP OFF ANOTHER BOOK NEXT DOOR WHILE I AM WAITING 50 YARDS AWAY UNTIL THE DOG LEAVES THE HOUSE.BY THE TIME THE DOG REALIZES THE GATE IS OPEN WE CAN SEE HIM RUN OUT AND FOLLOW HIM GETTING HIM IN THE TRUCK IS NO PROBLEM HE CARRIES DOG TREATS.BOYS I WILL THEN DROP THE GUY OFF AT HIS SINGLE FAMILY HOUSE WAIT A DAY OR TWO AND BANG YOU WILL SEE THE REWARD SIGNS.MOST REWARDS ARE ABOUT 2 OR 3 HUNDRED I MADE 5 HUNDRED FOR MY WEEK OR SO WORK BOYS IF YOUR LOOKING FOR EASY MONEY WITH LITTLE RISK THIS IS THE WAY TO GO.

FELLAS I AM TO NICE A GUY TO STAY IN THIS BUSINESS THE DOGS ARE WELL TAKEN CARE OF AND THE PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS SO HAPPY JUST TO SEE THERE PETS AGAIN MONEY IS NO OBJECT.I HAVE TO ADMIT IF ANYTHING HAPPENED TO MY DOG PAYING A NICKLE TO HAVE HIM BACK I WOULD DO IT IN A MINUTE.THE GUYS WHO DO THIS ACTED LIKE THEY WERE DOING YOU A FAVOR FOR FINDING YOUR DOG AND IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT ALL THEY ARE DOING IS OPENING YOUR GATE ITS NOT THERE FAULT THE DOG RUNS AWAY.ANYWAY I AM OUT OF THIS RACKET ITS A YOUNG MANS GAME HELL I AM 48 YEARS OLD I CANT BE GETTING ARRESTED FOR DOG NAPPING IT WAS JUST SOME QUICK CASH.

BOYS I AM STILL YOUR OLD PAL BEANTOWNJIM A STAND UP GUY YOU HAVE ALWAYS ADMIRED.:money8:

Does Yuri have a dog? You should take it!

 

[GreenDoberman]

I was about to take all four people I had on ignore off, but after reading that cut and paste had a change of heart.

I feel bad for you, I really do. You don't have a chance of ever being successful.

 

[Seymour]

Jim, I have lost all respect for you and now think you're one of the lowest forms of scum around - on par with Michael Hunter of the EOG.

 

[TheKinz]

For you to do this for five minutes says it all. You are a fuckin low life who needs some help. I can not believe there are people like this in the world. I lost my rotweiller a few years ago and never found him. We still think about what we could have done to prevent this and to think that there are people that would do what you described just blows my mind...

even worse you posted it..Want to make it up??? Post the names of the guys doing this and I will call the sherrifs office myself.

very sad...

 

[hm2.0]

just as buster foresaw...dumb and dumber. hno::Carcajada:

 

[soli]

lol...damn..I was expecting a real job

 

[beefdiesel]

I used to see your act at another forum madjax and thought you were very funny. I read this and now I know you are a fraud and know your real character you are a scam artist. I wish you would have got caught and spent some time in jail where you belong. %^_

 

[PBR]

Alot of you guys no doubt know Jim better than I do, but do you really think this story is legitimate...or do you think maybe he's trying to pull our leg with this?