Boys I Am Not Proud Of My New Job

[BEANTOWNJIM]

BOYS BEFORE I TELL YOU WHAT I HAVE BEEN DOING NOW FOR THE LAST 10 DAYS I WANT ALL OF YOU TO KNOW I AM STILL THE SAME OLD BEANTOWNJIM (THE STAND UP GUY) FELLAS I FEEL LIKE A CREEP BUT JESUS CHRIST I HAVE NEVER MADE SOM MUCH MONEY FOR DOING SUCH LITTLE WORK.BOYS I DONT WANT YOU GUYS TO CHANGE HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT ME WHEN I TELL YOU WHAT I HAVE BEEN DOING.FELLAS I JUST CANT TELL YOU YET UNTIL I CAN THINK OF A NICE WAY OF TELLING YOU.

LETS JUST SAY I AM A DRIVER FOR A GUY WHO MAKES DOG RUNS NO HE IS NOT A CITY DOG CATCHER HE IS AN INDEPENDENT CONTRACTOR WHO I HAVE BEEN WORKING FOR.I MADE 600 DOLLARS LAST WEEK CLEAR NO TAXES AND I ONLY WORKED 2 DAYS ITS A SICK WAY TO MAKE MONEY BUT WHAT THE HELL ITS THE BEST JOB I CAN FIND RIGHT NOW.

BOYS I CANT TALK ANYMORE I DONT FEEL SO GOOD hno: JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN GOT ME THIS JOB WE WERE SITTING DOWN AT THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB AND I TOLD HE I NEED SOME QUICK CASH AND THE NEXT THING I KNEW I WAS DRIVING SOME NUT AROUND SOUTH BOSTON.BOYS I FEEL LIKE SHIT BUT I NEED THE DOUGH MY LOVELY WIFE HAS SHUT OFF MY ALLOWANCE AGAIN :money8: 48 YEARS OLD AND NOW I AM WORKING AS I CANT SAY IT YET I FEEL GUILTY AS HELL.

 

[ILMW]

WTF is a dog run?

 

[goodcall]

getaway driver for a hitman?

or did I read between the lines wrong?

 

[TTinCO]

Picking up dog shit?

 

[hm2.0]

Beaner, you working for a dog groomer?:nohead::nopityA:

 

[oldmanTED]

Taking dogs for daily exercise? But Jim is the driver for the guy who runs the dogs.

 

[michael777]

:WTF: jim,are you working for a pooper scooper? :dogtoilet

 

[Anonymous1]

Ya cleaning portable $hitters, are ya.

 

[PBR]

Jim are you driving this rig?

 

[ILMW]

PBR that is fcking classic.

 

[hm2.0]

Jim are you driving this rig?

:lolBIG:Beanies and franks.

 

[michael777]

Jim are you driving this rig?

very good pbr :lolBIG:

 

[honzie]

PBR - you may have nailed it! I swear on a stack of bibles I saw this exact vehicle in BJ Jim's neighborhood (southie) on more than one occasion a few years back.

 

[FairWarning]

Jim, you are no different that the migrants taking cash jobs. Next, you'll want to bilk the system of social security money.

 

[Buster]

Beaner, you working for a dog groomer?:nohead::nopityA:

yeah here is the weirdo and his employer.......


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[Hookandcrook+]

Driving for a local Chinese restaurant owner?

 

[kirkmuller]

Chauffeur for a male prostitute it seems. Relax... maybe he'll give you a nice ride if you do your job well.

 

[juice]

It's ok BTJ, maybe one day after you drive around your male hooker enough, you'll learn the ropes enough to get your own beat going.

Until then, you can continue giving him bj's for practice. Maybe you should go to yoga so you're limber enough to grab your ankles without hurting your back.

 

[ProPokerPlayer]

No u ride around picking up dogs then wait for the owner to post reward posters, etc. and bring them back to them for the cash..

 

[jakeruston]

Wow, you shouldn't be proud of that dude