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bookie looking for a spot in next year's douche tourney, top 4 seed not out of the question...
 

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If life were a game, BOOKIE would lose everytime. BOOKIE, you suck at life. I am not saying that to make me feel better, I am speaking truths. You are truly a pathetic human being.

"You suck at life" is one of the most funny lines I've read in a thread in a long time.
 

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Skins you sly rascal, I'm trying to figure out your angle on this 400 winners. You claim you spoke in haste and that you probably have posted less than 100 winners....BUT, you're still willing to post up a grand to not only bookie, but anybody that wants to take that bet. And include posting priveleges. This could be reverse psychology and even double reverse psychology...but you've got me scared of it, that's for sure.
 

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It just occurred to me why I have spent so much time in the RR lately. This has been a tough month financially so I couldn't gamble. No posting picks and no handicapping banter which made me wonder what is your excuse TTP and the rest of the RR Gang.

Why do you spend so much time here and not in the other parts of the forum. Is it because you are broke? Or is it because you are all a bunch of douchebags? I personally think it's both.

Having said that, it amazes me to what extent lowlifes such as yourselves will go to just for the sake of making you feel better about your pathetic lives. I could care less searching through all your insignificant posts to find dirt on you. I have more important priorities in my life but what is your excuse?

I will sign off now and close my shop for the day and start my work routine all over again tomorrow. I do it because I have responsibilities and I have dependants. Cast your stones at me and mock me and ridicule me but I will let you in on a secret....I feel sorry for you.

Dude, this post is so sexy that it makes me wanna become a shitty parent, do blow with my kids' college money and get FUCKED IN THE ASS.

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A bet to end all bets

After some consideration I have come up with an alternative to Skins wager. I have repeatedely told him I don't have $1000 to spare on a wager this month. I have never bet with anyone online for money and I never will. Simple as that. But he choses to ignore my situation and ridicule me for not taking his bet. Well then, I propose this:

My posting privileges at Rx for his.

Skins, you pick the length (10, 20 games) and you pick the sport...baseball, football or both...I don't care. Man up and take this wager big man. You have been talking trash so here is your chance to back it up. Loser goes home...mano a mano.

Upon completion of this challenge, and if I win, I will email Wil and ask him for a self imposed ban from the Rubber Room. Why? I am not proud of my behaviour the last 2 weeks at the forum. Not surprising due to the fact it coincided the same time my gambling funds dried up. I stopped posting picks and stopped handicapping discussions. Clearly, the dregs of the RR such as TTP made me lower my maturity level down to teenage status. You hang around shit...you become shit. The nerve of TTP to question me when we all know he lives and breaths RR. For years this lowlife sticks his nose where it doesn't belong. TTP, your trailer park home would fit perfectly in my garage. How ironic is it knowing this is the guy who started the Douchebag Tournament when in fact he is the biggest douchebag of them all.

But this isn't about TTP. This is about Skins and his insitence to bet with me. I am not interested betting you about your posted 400 winners claim. I want a handicapping challenge for everyone to see. If you pussy out of it, perhaps your brother Dsethi would be willing to take on my challenge. I will even bet you on CBB Mr. Tout. Either way, I will take you on. Loser is gone.
 

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does this mean I won my bet when I bet that you would bet?
 

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I don't gamble with anyone online. Not with you...not with anyone.
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I bet you $100 that you do.

I accept all major payment methods.
 
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festeringZit, if you want to accept the offer then I suppose that's fine. The point really was to get bookie to man up, as he was the one who made the claim that I've never picked a winner at the Rx (really shouldn't have thrown the 400 figure out there, though), but if you want to have a crack at it then I'd probably move forward with you.

I think it'd be fair that if I somehow do find 400 winners, that I'll take your $1000 but bookie can no longer post. There should be some consequence for bookie since he's the one who made the initial claim. That fair, bookie?

I didn't really consider that 400 winners would equal roughly 1 winner for every 50 posts or whatever that stat was you posted earlier. Interesting to see it broken down like that.

Raj,

Thanks for the offer. I think it would be a winning bet on my part,
but I wouldn't feel right about taking your bet - since this one is
really between you and bookie.
 

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PBR - I think you're giving me too much credit...my posting history can attest to my lack of savvy and intelligence.

festeringZit - If you change your mind it's fine with me. bookie could very well never be able to scrape together the dime, and it's intriguing to me to see if I can actually find that many winners in my posting "career," so to speak. Anyway, if you wanna take me up on it I have no objections; money is money.

Either way, it's cool. But I'll be supremely disappointed if bookie can't put together the funds. And not the least bit surprised.
 

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PBR - I think you're giving me too much credit...my posting history can attest to my lack of savvy and intelligence.

festeringZit - If you change your mind it's fine with me. bookie could very well never be able to scrape together the dime, and it's intriguing to me to see if I can actually find that many winners in my posting "career," so to speak. Anyway, if you wanna take me up on it I have no objections; money is money.

Either way, it's cool. But I'll be supremely disappointed if bookie can't put together the funds. And not the least bit surprised.
But you make up for it by being articulate and rediculously long winded. :pope:
 

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After some consideration I have come up with an alternative to Skins wager. I have repeatedely told him I don't have $1000 to spare on a wager this month. I have never bet with anyone online for money and I never will. Simple as that. But he choses to ignore my situation and ridicule me for not taking his bet. Well then, I propose this:

My posting privileges at Rx for his.

Skins, you pick the length (10, 20 games) and you pick the sport...baseball, football or both...I don't care. Man up and take this wager big man. You have been talking trash so here is your chance to back it up. Loser goes home...mano a mano.

Upon completion of this challenge, and if I win, I will email Wil and ask him for a self imposed ban from the Rubber Room. Why? I am not proud of my behaviour the last 2 weeks at the forum. Not surprising due to the fact it coincided the same time my gambling funds dried up. I stopped posting picks and stopped handicapping discussions. Clearly, the dregs of the RR such as TTP made me lower my maturity level down to teenage status. You hang around shit...you become shit. The nerve of TTP to question me when we all know he lives and breaths RR. For years this lowlife sticks his nose where it doesn't belong. TTP, your trailer park home would fit perfectly in my garage. How ironic is it knowing this is the guy who started the Douchebag Tournament when in fact he is the biggest douchebag of them all.

But this isn't about TTP. This is about Skins and his insitence to bet with me. I am not interested betting you about your posted 400 winners claim. I want a handicapping challenge for everyone to see. If you pussy out of it, perhaps your brother Dsethi would be willing to take on my challenge. I will even bet you on CBB Mr. Tout. Either way, I will take you on. Loser is gone.

hahahahahahahaha

1) You hate posting in the Rubber Room because you think it's beneath you, so you're willing to risk your posting privileges only down here? hahahahaha wow, what a big risk for you. Get the fuck outta here.

The bottom line is this: you claimed that I haven't posted any winners here at the Rx. I responded by claiming that not only have I done so, but that I've posted no less than 400 of them.

Which is a better indicator of handicapping prowess: finding 400 documented winners, or a 20-game challenge? Exactly.

I'm not ignoring your "situation." I'm fully aware that you're a broke, coked up loser who's struggling to pay the bills. I'm offering you an opportunity to make an easy $1000 to help with that; all you have to do is post up with THE SHRINK (the most recognizable figure in the Offshore industry who'd be willing to hold our funds) and I'll do the same, and within a week or two you'll get $2000 back in your pocket.

This isn't some online scam, so stop using that played out excuse. I spelled out the rules. I have to post links to 400 documented winners here at the Rx. If I can't, the money is yours.

Man the fuck up or kill yourself. But don't come in here with this weakass small-time capping challenge and act like you're putting your money where your mouth is.

What a joke this offer is. Risking your RR posting privileges. hahahaha a fucking joke. I'd expect nothing less from you, though. The sad thing is you truly felt like this offer was legitimate and that you'd be commended for putting yourself out there like that. You were actually convinced that someone would think this is a legit offer. Get your coked up ass the fuck outta here.

Get back to me when you can get the $1000 together. I'm also willing to do it for $750. Go get a loan or borrow from someone, since it's supposedly easy money for you because I've never posted even one winner on the Rx let alone 400, remember?

Man up, twat. This is your chance to shut me up FOREVER AND take my loot. Get that paper together.
 

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Remember, bookie: according to festeringZit, I'd have to average 1 winner for every 50 posts I've made in my time at the Rx. You can't even find one, yet you're afraid to basically mail some $ to a third party when you're 100% convinced it'll get sent right back to you a couple of weeks later?

Man. The. Fuck. Up.
 
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bookie didn't sleep well last night, skins was on his mind all night. he wakes up early and posts this at 9am lol
 

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