Gotta know the age difference in order to be accurate on the advice.. Mentality of the girl is a factor but is we are applying an overall rule..
Women crave attention, just gotta be careful how its doled out and timing. Not enough and she could go elsewhere if elsewhere is giving it, I recommend that you do son recon and find out what she is into. Maybe talk in a group setting to someone else about her interests and immediately leave in order to not give yourself an opportunity to f it up and validate to her that you really don't shit about her favorite show, food, etc..
Take a good look at yourself.. Are you the older friend type that everyone looks to when a group of ladies yell" let's do a shot" because they know you will pay for it...If so, change that immediately. Ok to spend money but how its spent is the key.
When you do have her attention, LISTEN. Do not offer your words of wisdom.. They just want you to validate feelings and this goes for every realtionship and age range..
This should get you started......
Good Luck..
Women crave attention, just gotta be careful how its doled out and timing. Not enough and she could go elsewhere if elsewhere is giving it, I recommend that you do son recon and find out what she is into. Maybe talk in a group setting to someone else about her interests and immediately leave in order to not give yourself an opportunity to f it up and validate to her that you really don't shit about her favorite show, food, etc..
Take a good look at yourself.. Are you the older friend type that everyone looks to when a group of ladies yell" let's do a shot" because they know you will pay for it...If so, change that immediately. Ok to spend money but how its spent is the key.
When you do have her attention, LISTEN. Do not offer your words of wisdom.. They just want you to validate feelings and this goes for every realtionship and age range..
This should get you started......
Good Luck..
dude it's been a simple formula for me for a long time
chicks that want to marry are looking for a nice guy that is sweet
chicks looking to FUCK are looking for a mysterious asshole...meaning, the only eye contact you make is sex eye....you dont ask her boring gay dull questions like every other guy....let the other jackasses do sweet things....be chill...do your thing, be cool...give her a cool look every now and then, so she knows that you dig her...this is a once...twice a day thing MAX....if she looks over every 5 seconds and you are trying to look at her, she will think you are creepy........she will think you dont give a fuck about her after awhile because you are too good for.........get her to start wearing some sexy shit so that you start to notice her..fight it off for a few days...then take her out to lunch one day, and let it grow from there....dont do anything goofy..let her do most of the talking..ask a few questions and let her ramble....always, always , always act cool
nice guys end up eating *****....badasses get their dick sucked
it's really that simple
do you want to fuck her or marry her, and act accordingly
chicks that want to marry are looking for a nice guy that is sweet
chicks looking to FUCK are looking for a mysterious asshole...meaning, the only eye contact you make is sex eye....you dont ask her boring gay dull questions like every other guy....let the other jackasses do sweet things....be chill...do your thing, be cool...give her a cool look every now and then, so she knows that you dig her...this is a once...twice a day thing MAX....if she looks over every 5 seconds and you are trying to look at her, she will think you are creepy........she will think you dont give a fuck about her after awhile because you are too good for.........get her to start wearing some sexy shit so that you start to notice her..fight it off for a few days...then take her out to lunch one day, and let it grow from there....dont do anything goofy..let her do most of the talking..ask a few questions and let her ramble....always, always , always act cool
nice guys end up eating *****....badasses get their dick sucked
it's really that simple
do you want to fuck her or marry her, and act accordingly
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Here's the blue print...
Start slow, then get low, get your red rocket out, and go balls deep
Here's the blue print...
Start slow, then get low, get your red rocket out, and go balls deep
update....last night
early in the evening she was acting cold again like shes some sort of bad ass...we talked briefly and it was kind of hostile...almost a small argument. Maybe shes mad I'm not licking her boots.
So i made an effort to seek out the best looking chick i could find there...luckily a new girl who is mildly attractive((hot body) and 18 was giving me serious eyes when i entered the place. So i went looking for her and found her.
I engaged her in a convo and she was laughing and laughing and putting her hands on me...even bought me a soda. Amazingly the little strumpet(amanda) comes strolling into the break room as I'm eye to eye with this other girl. I could see peripherally that(amanda) took a good solid 3-5 second look at the girl i was talking to.
15 minutes later i was talking to a few of my boys when amanda comes to talk with us...looking for attention as usual...but i give her the cold shoulder. she asks me what book i'm reading and i tell her the title...she says "thats a good one" and laughs. I tell her that there is a one in a million shot that shes even heard of the author and the other guys laugh.
I start to leave and she comes up to me and tries to flatter my ego by telling me that I have all the answers and starts to ask me some random questions as if i'm some sort of computer. I balk at her strange actions and she gets irritated that i'm being cold to her.
this sounds promising...but it could simply be a matter of her being the type of girl who hates to have anyone dislike her...
early in the evening she was acting cold again like shes some sort of bad ass...we talked briefly and it was kind of hostile...almost a small argument. Maybe shes mad I'm not licking her boots.
So i made an effort to seek out the best looking chick i could find there...luckily a new girl who is mildly attractive((hot body) and 18 was giving me serious eyes when i entered the place. So i went looking for her and found her.
I engaged her in a convo and she was laughing and laughing and putting her hands on me...even bought me a soda. Amazingly the little strumpet(amanda) comes strolling into the break room as I'm eye to eye with this other girl. I could see peripherally that(amanda) took a good solid 3-5 second look at the girl i was talking to.
15 minutes later i was talking to a few of my boys when amanda comes to talk with us...looking for attention as usual...but i give her the cold shoulder. she asks me what book i'm reading and i tell her the title...she says "thats a good one" and laughs. I tell her that there is a one in a million shot that shes even heard of the author and the other guys laugh.
I start to leave and she comes up to me and tries to flatter my ego by telling me that I have all the answers and starts to ask me some random questions as if i'm some sort of computer. I balk at her strange actions and she gets irritated that i'm being cold to her.
this sounds promising...but it could simply be a matter of her being the type of girl who hates to have anyone dislike her...
Push Pull...Like the immortal Iceberg Slim says in his legendary book "The Naked Soul of Iceberg Slim"
"As much as you kiss'em you gots to kick'em"
So you've been a good jerk, be a little nicer, then cold again. Push Pull, Kiss Kick
"As much as you kiss'em you gots to kick'em"
So you've been a good jerk, be a little nicer, then cold again. Push Pull, Kiss Kick
First off this has been a BANNER month for threads of the year nominatios,,, this one is fkn AWESOM!!
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PIG,,,, the point of this whole thread is to get into her mind,, and youve just done that,,, so even if she is the girl that needs attn, youve done it,,, gotten her curiosity up,,,
Now onto STEP 2,,, so far everything is working great,,, now you gotta find a way to be slightly dismissive, and attempt to start closeing the deal,,,
as was mentioned before,,, now might be the time to ask her out for aglass of wine or whatever,, now heres the catch,,
for this to work right you HAVE to have the right Wingman or girlfriends,,, when she shows up you say hi itroduce her to a few f your freids, then go talk to your 1 Hot girlfriend, as your doing it, you have your buddies talk some really COOL shit about you,, how jealous they are of you, how much fun you are, or the one time you did something amazxing,, how you BAILED them out of a Crazy jam,
then you come back to her side, ad she will be wetter than a fish!!!
talk to her for a few mis now,,,,
then you go off and talk to your buddies, and the other gilr comes up to her ad says how she always wanted to get with you, but shes in a relatioship with one of your freinds that are there,,, lolol
NOW your LOCKED and LOADED,,, she will be spreadin for you within the next couple hours,,,
Time Tested!! ad guarenteed to work,:youmad:
tater
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PIG,,,, the point of this whole thread is to get into her mind,, and youve just done that,,, so even if she is the girl that needs attn, youve done it,,, gotten her curiosity up,,,
Now onto STEP 2,,, so far everything is working great,,, now you gotta find a way to be slightly dismissive, and attempt to start closeing the deal,,,
as was mentioned before,,, now might be the time to ask her out for aglass of wine or whatever,, now heres the catch,,
for this to work right you HAVE to have the right Wingman or girlfriends,,, when she shows up you say hi itroduce her to a few f your freids, then go talk to your 1 Hot girlfriend, as your doing it, you have your buddies talk some really COOL shit about you,, how jealous they are of you, how much fun you are, or the one time you did something amazxing,, how you BAILED them out of a Crazy jam,
then you come back to her side, ad she will be wetter than a fish!!!
talk to her for a few mis now,,,,
then you go off and talk to your buddies, and the other gilr comes up to her ad says how she always wanted to get with you, but shes in a relatioship with one of your freinds that are there,,, lolol
NOW your LOCKED and LOADED,,, she will be spreadin for you within the next couple hours,,,
Time Tested!! ad guarenteed to work,:youmad:
tater
:lolBIG::lol::lolBIG:
when you finally nail this girl, after you blow your load..
give her some of this
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ope:UPDATE 3/10
She wears this super sexy outfit and immediately when i see her she asks me if i got a haircut...i tell her no...and she replies with..."then u styled if differently"...complements me about something else minutes later with a high five...
hour later...She's flirting it up with a guy i know and i see her peak over to me to see if i'm looking...yet she doesn't look at me when we're in the same room together.
Then a couple of hours later(on break) she bulges into a convo i'm having with a few guys and accuses me of intending not to say hello to her. There is some quick chit chat and then the group breaks into two with me exiting her group...i see her looking over a lot when were laughing to see if we are laughing about her.
work ends she pulls out the old cellphone and tries to play it cool again...she tells me her boyfriends name again...and i mention that she's already mentioned it twice...to which she replies", I didn't think you'd remember it"...oh btw she has a young kid for a bf...some 20 yr old punk...that fact really doesn't scare me nor does it deter me...
lets see u Freudians interpret yesterdays events lol
thanks for all the help so far guys...
She wears this super sexy outfit and immediately when i see her she asks me if i got a haircut...i tell her no...and she replies with..."then u styled if differently"...complements me about something else minutes later with a high five...
hour later...She's flirting it up with a guy i know and i see her peak over to me to see if i'm looking...yet she doesn't look at me when we're in the same room together.
Then a couple of hours later(on break) she bulges into a convo i'm having with a few guys and accuses me of intending not to say hello to her. There is some quick chit chat and then the group breaks into two with me exiting her group...i see her looking over a lot when were laughing to see if we are laughing about her.
work ends she pulls out the old cellphone and tries to play it cool again...she tells me her boyfriends name again...and i mention that she's already mentioned it twice...to which she replies", I didn't think you'd remember it"...oh btw she has a young kid for a bf...some 20 yr old punk...that fact really doesn't scare me nor does it deter me...
lets see u Freudians interpret yesterdays events lol
thanks for all the help so far guys...
They have manuals for everything else at Mcd's, u would think they would offer 1 on how to pick up the drive thru attendant...Take off your lil purple hat and drag the hooker into the bathroom and demand "she goes down on you" (best skins impression)...But before you do, i'll take a couple double cheeseburgers:drink:
