I can't believe I am the first person to call this thread about as GAY as you can get.
Everyone in here who posted an answer better check yourself and look at puzzy right now. You have already lost some portion of your manhood so time for some repair.
Trouser snake
If you saw this WVU, it's because you looked in this thread again and that makes you gay, gay, gay.
notice that I said it is only gay to provide an answer to the topic question which I have not.
You qualify for gayness since you have added an answer. Yep nothing is more gay than discussing pet names for your penis with other men. Carry on in all your gay glory.