Bengals flat fucking suck.

[Avocado33]

Bengals loaded with pricey divas, Steelers have nobody close to that level of talent yet dummy your shitty team in the standings year after year...and you still haven't unlocked "the mystery"?

How did I miss this?

Bengals been more successful than Steelers in recent history lol

God you’re so dumb, it’s actually frightening

 

[SheriffJoe]

It's great when dummies in forums go back and forth flashing one "stat" after another. In reality, they mean nothing, since many "stats" occur when outcomes of games are no longer doubt.

Most top 10 QBs have "the stats". Yet, it's those pivotal key moments during the season which separate the men from the boys.

Okay Joey, you've blamed your D for your own woes all season, Steelers already stripped the ball from you earlier in the game but you're only down 10. Season on the line, game on the line. Time to lead!

Hut! Hut!

Uh oh...

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1864356707687911547

Season done. Now Bengals fans have been reduced to clinging to the faint hope other pretenders choke even worse.

Burrow gonna Burrow...

 

[Avocado33]

It's great when dummies in forums go back and forth flashing one "stat" after another. In reality, they mean nothing, since many "stats" occur when outcomes of games are no longer doubt.

Most top 10 QBs have "the stats". Yet, it's those pivotal key moments during the season which separate the men from the boys.

LOL

Yet all you do to defend Allen is talk about his playoff stats against Mac Jones and Mason Rudolph

By this logic you should be praising Burrow for actually getting the job done when it matters most

Just mind-boggling how dumb you are

 

[SheriffJoe]

LOL

Yet all you do to defend Allen is talk about his playoff stats against Mac Jones and Mason Rudolph

By this logic you should be praising Burrow for actually getting the job done when it matters most

Just mind-boggling how dumb you are

Mahomes - 85-23 -. 787
Allen - 54-24 -. 692
Lamar - 70-29 -. 707

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Burrow - 33-28 -. 540

Elite, huh? You mean Dak Prescott elite?

Burrow is not even seated at the grownup table, no matter how much his fanboys want him to be there.

But, but, but, but, but...his stats

And you call me dumb.

 

[Avocado33]

Mahomes - 85-23 -. 787
Allen - 54-24 -. 692
Lamar - 70-29 -. 707

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Burrow - 33-28 -. 540

Elite, huh? You mean Dak Prescott elite?

Burrow is not even seated at the grownup table, no matter how much his fanboys want him to be there.

But, but, but, but, but...his stats

And you call me dumb.

Playoff record please ?

There’s a reason you leave that out lol

 

[Avocado33]

Playoff win %

Mahomes .833
Burrow .714
Allen .500


Record against the other two:

Mahomes 4-1
Burrow 2-1
Allen 0-4

Ouch.

 

[Greenbacks]

Mahomes - 85-23 -. 787
Allen - 54-24 -. 692
Lamar - 70-29 -. 707

I'll take all 3 over cigar boy

 

[Avocado33]

Josh Allen playoff stats


Wildcard Round

Record: 4-1
TD/INT: 13 TD, 2 INT
Y/A: 8.3

PPG: 31.6


Divisional/Championship Round

Record: 1-4
TD/INT: 8 TD, 2 INT
Y/A: 6.1

PPG: 22.2


Ouch.

 

[SheriffJoe]

Playoff record please ?

There’s a reason you leave that out lol

The career numbers I provided include playoffs.

Parsing them into 5-7 game samples is laughable. That's how you idiots came up with the myth of "Burrowhead". How did that work out for ya the last two trips to KC?

Sack Central

 

[SheriffJoe]

I'll take all 3 over cigar boy

Yep, me too.

Lamar 10-2 lifetime against Bungels. LOL

Ouch!

 

[Avocado33]

Yep, me too.

Lamar 10-2 lifetime against Burrow.

Ouch!

No he's not lol

Made up stat lmao

Oh boy

 

[Avocado33]

The career numbers I provided include playoffs.

Parsing them into 5-7 game samples is laughable.

Lol yet you praise Allen for his performance in those small samples

Every time you post, you directly contradict your previous statement

It's quite a fun thing to witness

Life of a conspiracy Q-tard I guess

 

[Avocado33]

Actually every stat you posted on this page is made up lol

Lying is your only avenue I guess


"Every KC/Buffalo playoff game has come down to the final play, could go either way".


That shit still takes the cake though

 

[Avocado33]

You probably think that Cincinnati/Buffalo playoff game came down to the wire too, huh

 

[SheriffJoe]

JoeyB is 2-5 lifetime against the Browns but this game should be a layup, right?

Not so fast... You never know with hot and cold Cigar Joey. Even the 3-11 Titans had him cursing at his own crappy play on the sidelines. LOL

 

[SheriffJoe]

Nothing made up.

Good ol' Google is Allen's, Mahomes' and Lamar's friends... But not JoeyB. LOL

Though I'm sure throwing 40m at Chase will fix all your problems.

Bengals gonna Bengal..

 

[Avocado33]

Nothing made up.

Good ol' Google is Allen's, Mahomes' and Lamar's friends... Just not JoeyB. LOL

Though I'm sure throwing 40m at Chase will fix all your problems.

Bengals gonna Bengal..

Lamar is 10-2 is made up. This is Burrow's 5th year in the league, so how's that even possible? LMAO

"Every Bills/Chiefs playoff game has been a coinflip"

God, you're so retarded lol

life of a pathetic Q-tard

Willie called you out perfectly

 

[SheriffJoe]

Lol yet you praise Allen for his performance in those small samples

Every time you post, you directly contradict your previous statement

It's quite a fun thing to witness

Life of a conspiracy Q-tard I guess

Career numbers are no spin, and include all playoff games.

You can't spin Mister Average's win % with your endless excuses. The D sucks etc.

Nor can you pretend Allen had better weapons over his career. That would be... laughable.

Nope, Cigar Joey has luxury toys virtually no NFL QB has. And still can't win. LOL

But at least he has his Batmobile.