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Avo: Ya know, the only reason Josh Allen wins is that damn weak AFC East.

Week One: His Boy kicks off "The Year of Burrow" by shitting the bed against the woeful AFC East Pats at home. 10 pitiful points for "The NFL's best QB" 😆

Joey Prescott/Dak Burrow really knows how to make you look stupid.

🤣🤣🤣
 

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Avo: Ya know, the only reason Josh Allen wins is that damn weak AFC East.

Week One: His Boy kicks off "The Year of Burrow" by shitting the bed against the woeful AFC East Pats at home. 10 pitiful points for "The NFL's best QB" 😆

Joey Prescott/Dak Burrow really knows how to make you look stupid.

🤣🤣🤣"

"The Year of Burrow"
LMAO
Joe doesn't only know politics he also knows football
 

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Joe Burrow 2024

Yards - 3,028 (1st in the NFL)
Yards/game - 275.5 (1st)
QBR - 76.2 (1st)
Passing TD - 27 (1st)

Only 4 interceptions too, and puts him at 1% interception rate (3rd in the league)

All while being peppered by pass rush every single game, a generally bad running game
 

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Joe Burrow 2024

Yards - 3,028 (1st in the NFL)
Yards/game - 275.5 (1st)
QBR - 76.2 (1st)
Passing TD - 27 (1st)

Only 4 interceptions too, and puts him at 1% interception rate (3rd in the league)

All while being peppered by pass rush every single game, a generally bad running game
"The Year of Burrow" in Review

-- Lost to the Pats in the HOME OPENER (10 points for JoeyB!! What a start!) :ROFLMAO:
-- Lost to the Chiefs (JoeyB hasn't beaten Mahomes in years. Safe to say the myth of "Burrowhead" is dead)
-- Lost to the upstart Redskins
-- Beat up on Carolina (Way to pat those stats, Joey!)
-- Lost to Baltimore (Of course!)
-- Beat up on the putrid Giants (another stat-padder for fanboys like Avo 😂)
-- Won against the horrific 2-8 Browns but only by a TD (He's baaaaaack!)
-- DESTROYED by the Eagles at home (Uh oh!)
-- Lost to the Ravens AGAIN (Toast!)
-- Annihilated by the Chargers on SNF (6 points of offense at the half for Joey!)

-- Steelers??? (Make it official!)

And that's "The Year of Burrow", boys and girls :an_laugh:4-7!!

Meanwhile, in Orchard Park on the weekend..


👉BEAST!

9-2 in a so-called "transition year"

Mahomes (9-1) vs Allen (9-2) - Clash of the Titans!

Josh is the ONLY QB who OWNS Mahomes. This year Superman gets it done in the playoffs! :grrr:
 

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The NFL has conspired against the Bengals for years
Sadly true

2022 they tried to fuck Cincy with that Hamlin “resolution.” Robbed them of a home playoff game and offered a neutral site for KC/Buffalo.

Thank god Burrow and the boys went into Orchard Park and messed up the NFL’s plan. God that was such an ass-beating. Burrow ended the game in the 1st quarter. Allen couldn’t handle the snow I guess.

Then of course the officiating in the AFC Championship game probably put the Chiefs in the Super Bowl.

Goodell was so scared of a Bengals Super Bowl win I guess
 

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Josh is the ONLY QB who OWNS Mahomes. This year Superman gets it done in the playoffs! :grrr:
I guess 0-3 is owning someone lol

Well you’re on record now

Just like your Bills/Browns AFC title prediction. Or the Ravens rolling the Chiefs in the AFCCG lol
 

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I guess 0-3 is owning someone lol

Well you’re on record now

Just like your Bills/Browns AFC title prediction. Or the Ravens rolling the Chiefs in the AFCCG lol
Spoiler Alert: Allen has been the better player for the last 2 years and it's not even close.

Mahomes versus Allen over their past 17 starts

Total Touchdowns:
Allen 40
Mahomes 24

Total Turnovers:
Allen 15
Mahomes 21

QB Rating:
Allen 94.1
Mahomes 88.4

Head to head, it's so close..

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I would take Allen every time.

Although I'd also take HOF-bound Chris Jones, the Chiefs D and HOF-bound Andy Reid over anything Buffalo has too.
 

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I guess 0-3 is owning someone lol

Well you’re on record now

Just like your Bills/Browns AFC title prediction. Or the Ravens rolling the Chiefs in the AFCCG lol
Oh, am I?

"The Year of Burrow"

Reality check: Your boy lost to the Pats! Bengals D only gave up 16 and all Joey could manage was 10 points?? TEN??? Are you kidding me???

JoeyB's season was over before it began - just like last year! And next year!

:ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
 

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Spoiler Alert: Allen has been the better player for the last 2 years and it's not even close.

Mahomes versus Allen over their past 17 starts

Total Touchdowns:
Allen 40
Mahomes 24

Total Turnovers:
Allen 15
Mahomes 21

QB Rating:
Allen 94.1
Mahomes 88.4

Head to head, it's so close..

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I would take Allen every time.

Although I'd also take HOF-bound Chris Jones, the Chiefs D and HOF-bound Andy Reid over anything Buffalo has too.
Mahomes gets the job done every time over Allen when it matters

Masterclass performance by Mahomes, the second greatest QB of all time, in that playoff game against the Bills this past year

Doubt he’s losing sleep over a regular season loss
 

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Oh, am I?

"The Year of Burrow"

Reality check: Your boy lost to the Pats! Bengals D only gave up 16 and all Joey could manage was 10 points?? TEN??? Are you kidding me???

Joey's season was over before it began - just like last year!

:ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
He had no problem scoring 38 and 34 against the Ravens though, with 9 touchdown passes

Allen could only muster 10 against a defense much worse than the Patriots

Yikes
 

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The Bills would be 10-1 and in position to get the 1 seed if Trubisky played against the Texans instead of Allen

Allen lost them that game . Probably the worst quarterback performance of the season by anyone

Not that it matter I guess. Getting the 1 seed does pretty much nothing for the Bills
 

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Mahomes gets the job done every time over Allen when it matters

Masterclass performance by Mahomes, the second greatest QB of all time, in that playoff game against the Bills this past year

Doubt he’s losing sleep over a regular season loss
Not really.

Allen was better than Mahomes in that game, but there's more to winning at that level in the playoffs than ONLY the QB.

At least Chiefs and Bills fans can have these discussions as both these superstars get their teams into the playoffs as top seeds consistently year after year...

9-2 vs 9-1 👉 Elite

4-7...keep the faith. One of these years for JoeyB... :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
 

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Not really.

Allen was better than Mahomes in that game, but there's more to winning at that level in the playoffs than ONLY the QB.

At least Chiefs and Bills fans can have these discussions as both these superstars get their teams into the playoffs year after year...

9-2 vs 9-1 👉 Elite

4-7...keep the faith. One of these years for JoeyB... :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
Right, just like Allen’s QBR was higher than Mahomes in the 13 seconds game lol

Burrow hasn’t missed the playoffs since his rookie season. He hasn’t missed the playoffs this season

I know you hope he does though . I’m sure Buffalo would be thrilled about playing them in the wild card round
 

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Right, just like Allen’s QBR was higher than Mahomes in the 13 seconds game lol

Burrow hasn’t missed the playoffs since his rookie season. He hasn’t missed the playoffs this season

I know you hope he does though . I’m sure Buffalo would be thrilled about playing them in the wild card round
He missed the playoffs last season and a loss against the Steelers will make it official. So yeah, two years in a row. Another 55m Dak Prescott.

Keep padding those stats against bottom feeders, Joey...so delusional Bengal fans like Avo can pretend you're "elite" 🤡

Game 1: 10 points of offense against the putrid Pats and JoeyB's season was over before it began! But, but, but...it's the Bengals D!!

😂 😂 😂
 

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He missed the playoffs last season and a loss against the Steelers will make it official. So yeah, two years in a row. Another 55m Dak Prescott.

Keep padding those stats against bottom feeders, Joey...so delusional Bengal fans like Avo can pretend you're "elite" 🤡

Game 1: 10 points of offense against the putrid Pats and JoeyB's season was over before it began! But, but, but...it's the Bengals D!!

😂 😂 😂
Nah, they missed the playoffs because he got injured. Probably get in if he stays healthy

We’ll see about the Steelers game. If they win they’re probably like 40% to make it, and they’ll be favored to win that game
 

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