Perhaps it's best you just stay home, chances are you will lose a lot of money playing cornhole, especially to Billsfan who quite possibly may be the best cornhole player that I've ever seen.
On the other hand, you should be able to make good money by betting on her, especially against drunk and inexperienced Gamecock cornhole players.
Gamecocks and cornholers..........what a queer tailgate this is going to be.
By the way, speaking of donations, I may need some myself for sponsoring this tailgate.........as of right now, the tab just went above $1,000 and I'm living on a $1.23 an hour poker players salary.