of course the much better analogy is that the Texas guy indeed pulls what he thinks is the 5-star hottest girl in the joint at 1:30am but he's so shitfaced that he doesn't realize she has a penis until she's balls deep in his shitter at 2:15am wearing an aTm visor
good luck in your bowl game, Wronghorn!
Ups and downs all around baby. You kiddos probably don't remember Alabama in the 90's and early 2000's, but stuff happens. We're golden here in Austin. Just a few years of sub par ball. That KU loss was the best thing that could've happened to us. And to the buy crowing about how good A&M is, if that's "good" then I don't wanna be them!! Herman about to put together they greatest staff in the history of college football. Let's roll boys...
I love how all the guys got to the bar early at 8 pm to try and land the hottest girl in the joint, meanwhile TEXAS shows up at 1:30, drunk, with their shirt out and unbuttoned, drinking whiskey all day, walk up through all the yahoos and lands that girl.
We're TEXAS. We knew all along we didn't have to fire a coach back in September to get the hottest person on the market.
LSU had to choose an OC who was their 3rd choice (Jimbo, Herman 1 and 2). Saying that, I hope it works out for all schools involved.
The funniest thing about these turn of events is A&M is left at that bar holding their pecker. Once again. Like they always do.
So if Herman is indeed hired at Texas, at least this time they got the guy they wanted.