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[MikeB]

Have you ever done the chili dog?

Ummmmm, I hafta say......:think2:

 

[BettingFoodStamps]

*grabs his popcorn and watches the internet fight*

 

[MikeB]

*grabs his popcorn and watches the internet fight*

:lolBIG:

 

[Devilwoman]

Ummmmm, I hafta say......:think2:

<TABLE id=entries cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0><TBODY><TR><TD class=index>1. </TD><TD class=word>chili dog </TD><TD class=thumbs_cell></TD></TR><TR><TD></TD><TD class=text colSpan=2>The act of shitting a females chest and proceding to titty fuck her.

MikeB is such a skank. Why's he always chili dog his moma?

</TD></TR><TR><TD class=index>2. </TD><TD class=word>chili dog </TD><TD class=thumbs_cell>http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chili+dog#
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</TD><TD class=text colSpan=2>A disturbing type of scatology in which a man defecates between a womans breasts and then procedes to tit fuck using the waste as a lubricant. The penis is the hot dog the shit the chili and of course the breasts are the buns. chili scat shit

I performed a chili dog with this fat chick with huge yesterday. How was it? Lets just say the best part of the experience was the smell, well atleast it wasn't my bed.

</TD></TR><TR><TD class=index>3. </TD><TD class=word>chili dog </TD><TD class=thumbs_cell></TD></TR><TR><TD></TD><TD class=text colSpan=2>when a woman lies back, offers her full supple breasts to a man, who then proceeds to squeeze out a mass of diarrhea shit all between her breasts, making sure to evenly coat them for best tase, then puts his penis between her shit-covered breasts and fucks her , which implies a "chili gdog" effect to their love-making.

Johnny wanted some excitement in his marriage with his 67-year old Vietnamese hooker of a wife, so he spiced it up by making a chili dog.

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[Devilwoman]

Have you ever done the Angry Red Dog?

 

[MikeB]

Have you ever done the Angry Red Dog?

Again......:think2:



I don't know these inbred Missouri Hillbilly perversions you speak of. These may be "All in the Family" with you and your extended and not so extended family, but my spouse is NOT within my bloodline.

 

[Devilwoman]

Again......:think2:



I don't know these inbred Missouri Hillbilly perversions you speak of. These may be "All in the Family" with you and your extended and not so extended family, but my spouse is NOT within my bloodline.

No...It's from Urban Dictionary...duh.

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</TD><TD class=text colSpan=2>you do this when you are about to go down on a girl thats on the rag. you pull out her tampon with your teeth and shake your head back and forth like a dog does when it plays with a chew toy. it will fling blood everywhere.

i gave her an angry red dog and then a donkey punch.


Tell me you know what the donkey punch is?!


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[Devilwoman]

Donkey Punch

The Donkey Punch is when your engaged in anal sex and when your about to ejaculate you punch the poor little lady in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm all that more better (for you of course).


For your information

 

[MikeB]

It's too bad you have a penis.

 

[Devilwoman]

It's too bad I don't have a penis.

Chopitupbiatch

 

[MikeB]

Chopitupbiatch

:lolBIG:

 

[Devilwoman]

Mikey

You ever try to suck your own penis?

 

[NES]

Thats a stupid question, a better question would be "do you still try to suck your own penis?".

 

[Devilwoman]

Or "did you ever master the process of slobbing your own nob??"

 

[MikeB]

Mikey

You ever try to suck your own penis?

No, that's what I have NES around for.

 

[MikeB]

Mikey

You ever try to suck your own penis?

Now, I could ask you the same question.

 

[Devilwoman]

Now, I could ask you the same question.

Yes you could. But it would be a dumb question seeing as how I don't have a penis. Unless you count my husbands as my own...I know I do.

 

[MikeB]

Yes you could. And it would be an insightful question seeing as how I have a rather large penis. And if you count my husbands we have two.

Chopomatic

 

[Uno]

i have to say i am pretty proud of the "chopping" being done here.

 

[MikeB]

i have to say i am pretty proud of the "chopping" being done here.

That's what I'm here for Mr. Uno, to make you proud sir. As a matter of fact, isn't that what we are all here for?