Ask a "B" a question

[Jack Herer]

DW I must confess I wanna fuck the shit outta you. Seriously.

 

[hater]

DW I must confess I wanna fuck the shit outta you. Seriously.

He/she has a penis, but she shaved her ass. Just close your eyes and think of Hunter.

 

[Jack Herer]

I´ve seen her pics on MySpace. I wanna get down and dirty with her.

DW, I love you.

 

[Devilwoman]

Wow creepy! Last you said I was a fat trailer trash man or something.

 

[Jack Herer]

Wow creepy! Last you said I was a fat trailer trash man or something.

I said that to throw off loser perverts in here, I don´t want them hitting on you.

So are we fucking or what?

 

[Devilwoman]

I have a "No Mexican" "No Mamma's Boys" rule...rules you out twice.

 

[Jack Herer]

I have a "No Mexican" "No Mamma's Boys" rule...rules you out twice.

Oh ok, a picky redneck... that makes sense.

 

[Devilwoman]

Ha Ha!

 

[PBR]

Jack, you just have to take it out and lay it on the table in front of her.


Well, at least that worked for me.

 

[Jack Herer]

I have a small penis PBR, I usually wait till last second to whip it out.

 

[TheGift]

DW,

When I give you a G-spot orgasm will you love me forever!?

TheGift

 

[SUPERSY8]

Devilwomen, my girl wants more oral sex than I'm willing to provide. The truth is she doesn't do a good enough job with hygine down there.

Is there a discrete way of telling her this without hurting her feelings?

 

[PBR]

***

 

[Devilwoman]

Devilwomen, my girl wants more oral sex than I'm willing to provide. The truth is she doesn't do a good enough job with hygine down there.

Is there a discrete way of telling her this without hurting her feelings?

Not really! Catch her after she has just bathed. Give her douche for her birthday...or maybe just avoid that area. If she dumps you, oh well bye bye stink puss!

 

[Devilwoman]

DW,

When I give you a G-spot orgasm will you love me forever!?

TheGift

You're the gay guy I met in the taste yourself thread right? :think2:

 

[Jack Herer]

Devilwomen, my girl wants more oral sex than I'm willing to provide. The truth is she doesn't do a good enough job with hygine down there.

Is there a discrete way of telling her this without hurting her feelings?

Duh. Throw a tic-tac in there while you´re at it. Everyone knows this.

 

[Devilwoman]

I have a small penis PBR, I usually wait till last second to whip it out.

You are cracking me up today Jack.

 

[SUPERSY8]

Not really! Catch her after she has just bathed. Give her douche for her birthday...or maybe just avoid that area. If she dumps you, oh well bye bye stink puss!

I'f fucked then. Your no help.

I just usually suck on a certs while doing it but lost one in her **** once and the damn thing kind of burned her insides. She doesn't get a hint!

 

[Devilwoman]

Then you must tell her. She will be mad...but she will damn sure wash her pussy probably every day. If she dumps you, oh well bye bye stink puss!

 

[SUPERSY8]

http://medimages.healthopedia.com/large/genital-warts-female.jpg

That's her.